Dirty things to say to girls

[RalDudeHangin]

Def depends on the woman - and the situation . . . I would talk dirty to my girlfriends before we were any where near the bedrooms. After dinner while sitting in a restaurant with friends, I might whisper in her ear "I want to touch you". Given the time and place, that simple comment would drive her nuts.

 

[RawDog]

Just don't let it go this far:

YouTube - Scary Movie 2 - Dirty Talk!

 

[601900]

Just like many of the posters above have said,all girls are different,what works for some,doesn't for others,some like''cute dirty'' and some like ''hardcore dirty'',lol.

 

[D_Peverell Piledriver]

I consider "dirty language" is not necessary to have excellent sex with a woman.

 

[Nekoman]

I consider "dirty language" is not necessary to have excellent sex with a woman.

Not necessary, but a plus...

 

[irox19]

i've gotta have the dirty talk.

 

[biandupforit]

Go for the Inbetweeners routine:

YouTube - The Inbetweeners - I'm Going To Fuck Your Fucking Fanny Off You Twat!

I'm going to fuck your fucking fanny off you twat! Classic.

 

[D_Curley Pubes]

My girl is a real cum freak so all my dirty talk revolves around that. Some of her favorite things for me to say are "You're gonna make me spill my seed inside you" and "I hope you're ready for a big load of cum in your pussy". And when I'm going to pull out and give it to her or when she's giving me head it's "I'm gonna cover your face/tits with my cum" or "Are you ready for a big load all over your face" and things of that nature.

Of course we don't talk like this all the time, but only when we are having one of our more "pornographic" sessions as she calls them. The best sex is really when we are making love and are not nearly as vocal, leaving it at just involuntary moaning and panting.

 

[B_625girth]

describe what you would do to her if you were alone with her. go slow, be sensual, lots of adjectives, leave out the real crude stuff, like "i'm gonna jam my big cock up your cunt", some gals may like that talk, most don't. I got pretty good at this a few yrs ago, when a gal I knew would meet up at the local watering hole. somehow one night I got started on telling her how I made love to a woman. she got real turned on, and pressed closer to me. I went on until she said STOP, she quietly told me she was wet and leaking, had to use the bathroom. after that she would come up to me, and tell me to "talk dirty' to her. I rather enjoyed it also. I would get quite aroused and that did not go unnoticed. I would have fucked her if I had not been married, my morals, not hers, she was begging me to fuck her several times. she even told one of her friends, who I ran into one nite and she is pretty hot. I managed to get her all wet and gushy(according to her).

over 2 yrs went by without seeing the first gal I mentioned, but when we did meet up, a few drinks, and "talk dirty to me, please". I liked that and misssed it.

 

[B_ErikKimber]

Ok so this new girl im kinda half dating, likes being called dirty things during sex etc.

But this isnt my thing really, so im kinda lost as what to say.
Things like slut, etc...any ideas from ladies? or blokes who have had girls like this?

ANY ideas would be great...thanks guys.

P.S i know this sounds like a troll...but like i said its not my sort of thing, but i wanna make her happy, hence why im asking and im not trolling.

Just want to point out to all the posters that the OP said she "likes being called dirty things during sex" but most of the advice talks about general dirty talk and says to avoid calling her names. Sounds to me like that being called names is exactly what she wants. In my experience, there are quite a few women who like this, especially in a safe environment. For some it provides a fantasy way of exploring their 'sluttier' side. He also says they are 'kinda half dating'. That screams 'fuck-buddies' to me and that sort of exploration is part of what good fuck-buddies are for.......

 

[morgan-stern]

I have always found that adopting the dialect and timbre of Fraser from Dads' Army is appropriate. Nothing gets a girl wetter than some bold Scottish drama while you are battering her walls.

 

[upone]

Totally agree that different people like different things. But depending on what she's like, asking her may not be very helpful. I know I would be totally flummoxed if asked about this. Not that asking isn't a good idea, I think it is, but there's a possibility it may not bear fruit.

Other ways of figuring out what works are experimenting - start small and inoffensive and work your way up, keeping an eye on her to see how she responds.

And if she's a reader of erotica, you could have a look at what she's reading - you can be pretty sure she won't be reading things she finds offensive (although that doesn't necessarily mean she wants you to use them on HER either!).

I agree that it really helps to experiment, and a lot depends on working with what you know about her personality. I had a submissive gf who loved it when, during foreplay, I asked her, "Shall I fuck your mouth or your cunt?"

 

[D_Chesty_Pecjiggle]

Regarding the name calling thing, here is my suggestion:

you obviously have to feel her out & work your way up. Maybe she gets really hot being called a slut or cunt, or whatever. But you can't just ask her that. And you can't just go there.

So test the waters.

And one wise way to do that is to (a) be complimentary at the same time "attagirl, you are such a sexy little bitch" and/or (b) don't call her the name directly "I want you to suck me like a hungry slut would." This way you get that word out there, but you're not really calling her a slut -- you're telling her you want her to act like one, which is subtly different and conveys you don't think she actually is a slut. Make sense?

Then you can see how she reacts to the words and build from there.

 

[B_subgirrl]

I agree that it really helps to experiment, and a lot depends on working with what you know about her personality. I had a submissive gf who loved it when, during foreplay, I asked her, "Shall I fuck your mouth or your cunt?"

That one works on me every time :biggrin1::redface:

So test the waters.

And one wise way to do that is to (a) be complimentary at the same time "attagirl, you are such a sexy little bitch" and/or (b) don't call her the name directly "I want you to suck me like a hungry slut would." This way you get that word out there, but you're not really calling her a slut -- you're telling her you want her to act like one, which is subtly different and conveys you don't think she actually is a slut. Make sense?

Then you can see how she reacts to the words and build from there.

This is fantastic advice. I didn't realise quite how much logical thought was behind the names he calls me in bed :biggrin1:

 

[stretchitout]

The more confidence and trust you build, the more you can do. Tell her she has a really sexy pussy and if you eat her tell she tastes soooo good! All my gf's like that. Tell her she is really tight and feels so good. Then build from there.

 

[Titsdude21]

Just want to point out to all the posters that the OP said she "likes being called dirty things during sex" but most of the advice talks about general dirty talk and says to avoid calling her names. Sounds to me like that being called names is exactly what she wants. In my experience, there are quite a few women who like this, especially in a safe environment. For some it provides a fantasy way of exploring their 'sluttier' side. He also says they are 'kinda half dating'. That screams 'fuck-buddies' to me and that sort of exploration is part of what good fuck-buddies are for.......

This is true.
Kinda

But thanks to everyone who replied

 

[RawDog]

Read the Sex God Method. As the norm with every sex advice book, the whold thing can be condensed to about 10 pages. But if you can bare to read all the self congratulatory praise, it really is a good book.

 

[whitecrow]

Good thread. Thanks for all the suggestions.

 

[marriedasian]

i would start very light and work your way up. if she's already told you what she likes then start with that and add a little bit at a time all the while paying attention to her responses. as most people have already said, be careful what you say as it can end your booty session dead.

my wife loves it when i shove my cock deep into her. she gets very wet within a few strokes and she's moaning like she's in pleasure and in pain from taking all of me so quickly. she gets even more wet when i tell her "take it baby, take it like the slutty wife that you are", the second i finish saying this she moans even more.

in short, throw in a few combinations and pay close attention. have fun!

 

[shr1125]

I've always enjoyed (as have my partners, so they've said) making them respond to me. In other words, if I'm just stroking their body, I whisper to them "do you like me stroking your body?" Rubbing their nipples: "do you like me rubbing your nipples?" As your foreplay roles on, you can get dirtier, i.e., "do you like my fingers inside of your pussy," "your pussy tastes so wonderful; do you like it when I lick your wet pussy," and "do you like my cock inside of you?" It's always fun for me to hear her response, especially when I start with the "do you like it when I do this" and she can't respond because she's just lost it.

I'm much more of a submissive in the bedroom than most men, so calling a woman a bitch, slut, or whore just isn't for me. If they wanted me to do that, I could, but it's not my thing.