discount for having a bulge?

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  1. B_Marius567

    B_Marius567 New Member

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    have you ever give someone discount for having a bulge?
    women behend the counter seem to give a discount on my food when i eat out.

    maybe they feel sorry for me and give the food at a discount.
     
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    Oh yeah, all the time. "Sir, we couldn't charge you full price for those windshield wiper blades, not with a bulge like that in your pants. Hell, they're on the house!"
     
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    I'd fire the one who did it.
    Chicks on the other hand get a drink for free.
     
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    Is this where the phrase "bulk buy" comes from?
     
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    Sorry? Maybe they are trying to get into your pants!

    Anyway, back to the question. Yes, it was about midnight at the CVS Pharmacy, and the clerk and I were two out of about 3 or 4 people in the entire store. I was looking at this bin of folding chairs on closeout (see pic), and they were marked something like regularly $20 (or whatever it was), on sale for $11.99 each. The clerk volunteered to sell me not one, but two, at $4 each, for no obvious reason at all. All I could figure was that he likes older guys (I'm at least 20 years older than him) or he liked my bulge or both.... (And I hadn't seen him in that store before or haven't seen him since.)
     

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    I've gotten discounts for being easy on the eyes
     
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    I've been given drinks for free at a few bars over the years. The most memorable situation was at the old Yankee Stadium in 2008. I was wearing basketball shorts and a wife beater....decided to get a beer before I went to the mens room. I had to go so I was sporting a semi. The dude handed me the beer and looked at my crotch as he took my 20 dollar bill. He made change, handed me back 2 10's and said the beer was on him and smiled.
     
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    I've had an older woman buy me a drink at a bar before, she accidentally grabbed my crotch as I was walking past her and some guy (Obviously trying to get into her pants) dancing. Pretty sure she was going for the other dude but yeah, half an hour later she comes up to me and starts talking to me and before I knew it my mates had vanished.
     
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    He didn't work there and the Mgr was sure pissed in the morning :tongue:
     
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