discovering evidence

[dwm2001]

You figured most guys masturbate throughout there lives it wouldn't be uncommon to forget "to cover your tracks" or leave evidence behind.Sometimes depending on what is left behind can almost be as embarrassing as getting caught in the act.

I had had jerked off one time after school. Shorty after I was called down for dinner. My buddy came over shortly after. We went up to my room to play some video games. I was setting up the game when I heard my friend laughing. I turned around to see him picking up the crumpled tissue that i had loaded with semen on the nightstand. He turned and yelled gross and threw it at me and started laughing. I was mortified and felt uncomfortable around him for months since at the time i thought i was the only kid in school who masturbated.

In college a buddy and i were visiting a friend a couple rooms down. My friend wanted to borrow a book he had which was on the floor near his bed.When he bent down to get it he said "dude why do you have tissues under your bed?" I just looked at him like your kidding, unfortunately he was really that naive! athough if he gave it any thought later he might have put two and two together. Our buddy just laghed when he asked more so because I think it was obvious without having to ask.

Having you ever come across evidence of someone's masturbation habits or accidently left evidence behind that was noticed?

 

[jonb]

I've seen my roommate's porn collection. (The bi one, before you ask.) A good mix of sexual tastes, although I'm no expert on porn.

 

[mavedick]

No evidence is needed. Everybody knows that everybody does it.

Proverbs 27:16 compares a man's hiding of "the ointment of his right hand" to hiding the wind. Though nobody sees either, but everybody knows that they both happen.

 

[Lex]

I have never tried to hide my porn from my dad, my college roomates, my girlfriends, or my wife. I have it--its in a box--feel free to watch it--in fact, let's watch TOGETHER from time to time. Just don't STEAL any of it!

 

[alexc75]

During my middle school days, I had just shot a load into a hand puppet. The doorbell rang and I threw the puppet in my closet, closed the door, pulled up my pants to answer the front door. It was my friend who I let in. I excused myself to the bathroom to clean myself up. I come back into my room and my friend was looking at the puppet that was apparently drooling fresh cum and he says, "That's gross, dude." I was embarassed.

My parents never said anything, but I know they knew I did it. Every night before bed, my floor would be spotless. When they got me up in the morning they had to have noticed the six or seven crumpled tissues on the floor.

 

[Pye]

This made me think of a story from a woman at work.

She just couldn't understand why her Jergens Hand lotion kept ending up in her son's bedroom. When asked how old he was she said 15. We all kinda chuckled and she didn't get it. We had to outline it for her and she had a shocked look on her face and then stated that "Oh my god! That must be what those stains on his T-Shirts are!"

 

[Alley Blue]

Originally posted by jonb@Aug 27 2005, 06:11 AM
I've seen my roommate's porn collection. (The bi one, before you ask.)

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:bigsmile: You beat everyone to the punch....lol.


Back on topic....
Unless it smells strongly of seamen, I'm not sure if I could tell what it was its on a tissue in the garbage can. Maybe I blew my nose or maybe I coughed up mucous :shrug:

 

[dwm2001]

Originally posted by alleyblu+Aug 29 2005, 09:48 AM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(alleyblu &#064; Aug 29 2005, 09:48 AM)</div><div class='quotemain'><!--QuoteBegin-jonb@Aug 27 2005, 06:11 AM
I&#39;ve seen my roommate&#39;s porn collection. (The bi one, before you ask.)

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:bigsmile: You beat everyone to the punch....lol.


Back on topic....
Unless it smells strongly of seamen, I&#39;m not sure if I could tell what it was its on a tissue in the garbage can. Maybe I blew my nose or maybe I coughed up mucous :shrug:

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I can tell a difference between a tissue I have used to cum in and one as a snot rag. The ones I have cum in when dry are very hard and when wet have a distinct ordor.

 

[dfox7.3x5]

I sometimes beat off into a condom during the night. I fall asleep afterward but the condom is still on my dick. Eventually I awake enough to remove it and put it on my bedside table, wrapped in several tissues. One morning I removed the condom/tissue but didn&#39;t notice that my cum had oozed onto the glass tabletop. It was the day my housekeeper comes. That dried residue is still there, and I&#39;m too embarrassed to point it out to her.

 

[Pene_Negro_Grande]

I keep toilet paper by my night stand all the time to blow my nose with allergies I get sometimes at night but I also use that when I need to take care a little business down below....I always take a piss after I masturbate so I just dispose of the tissue at that time....I usually always have someone over everyday so I like to keep the place free of evidence....