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Discussion in 'Funny Stuff: Jokes, Quizzes, Games & Pics' started by SassySpy, Jan 28, 2007.
Certainly not funny, but I had no idea where to post this:
EEEEW! The SmartKlamp! SmartKlamp: the fine art of male circumcision.
It stays on for 5 days after they cut the foreskin off.
Go to the doctors side and click on the Advantages SmartKlamp link and see the "Superior cosmetic result". I wonder how they decided that it's a "Reduced traumatic experience" when it's on his penis for 5 days.
OMG! That reminds me of a horrible man I knew who 'trained' horses- to castrate donkeys he used to wrap their sac at top with a RUBBER BAND, tie him to a fence, and leave them till the scrotum died and fell off. I turned him in to animal authorities.
Yeah, at some point on the site they say that you can put the clamp on, not cut the foreskin off, and eventually the foreskin and clamp will just drop off. I wonder who they are testing this on?
My guess: Africans. :wink:
That would just be so wrong on so many frickin levels I cant even begin to think about it
Wrong, indeed, but that wouldn't stop an arrogant Westerner. A recent example: The Auvert et al study in which HIV test results were withheld from the subjects.
The animal authorities probably had a good laugh. It may horrify you, but "elastic band castration," also known as "elastration," is an accepted method in most of the world, including the USA and Canada, for castration of all maner of livestock. Some argue that it even has lower risk of infection or hemmoraging than surgical castration, and is therefore to be preferred. There are a whole variety of commercially available devices used for the process. Look in the catalog any any livestock supply dealer, such as:
Farm Supply, Livestock Supply, Cattle Supply, Cattle Product, Cattle Supply Vet
Deluxe Band Elastrator ~ Castrators ~ Castration ~ Nasco
For more info on the procedure:
http://www.utextension.utk.edu/publications/spfiles/SP692.pdf (see the elastration section)
Humane Bloodless Castration
The Best Method of Circumcision