DJG's birthday present

Discussion in 'Et Cetera, Et Cetera' started by novice_btm, Sep 20, 2007.

  1. novice_btm

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    The perfect gift for the man who has everything. :tongue:
     
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    All I can say is HOOAH!

    That is just WRONG!
     
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    If he wears it himself he'll be swarmed by lesbians! A few of them are bound to be bisexual so there's a good chance he'll get a MFF out of it.

    Looks like the perfect gift.
     
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    Can I ask if it comes in tuna flavored?? Please? Just this once??:biggrin1:
     
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    We should have a whip round and buy him a hooker so he doesn't have to spend all his time on dodgy web sites :)
     
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    The only present I can give are my best wishes for finding a new, higher paying job with generous benefits and European vacations.

    Good luck on the job hunt and very happy birthday!
     
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    Can I give him his birthday spanking???
     
  10. D_N Flay Table

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    my birthday isn't until march.
     
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    That's okay. You're getting a year's supply of Vulva anyway.
     
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    Yeah, well he could also run the risk of becoming a recluse, locking himself unbathed in a filthy dark room somewhere, huffing bottle after bottle...
     
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    OK, who was the bigmouth that told him about this thread and ruined my surprise? :mad:
    :tongue::tongue::tongue:
     
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