DNA Study Suggests Hitler Could Have Had a Micropenis

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A recent DNA study suggests Adolf Hitler possibly had a micropenis and rumors that he was part Jewish are false.

Did Hitler have a Micropenis?

A recent DNA study of blood taken from the couch where Hitler committed suicide, matched with a living relative of him, shows he had a gene sequence for Kallmann Disease which blocks puberty and often leads to undescended testicles. This condition was noted in a medical exam at the time of the Beer Hall Putsch in 1923 and confirmed by his posts-mortem autopsy.

Ten percent of the time it can also lead to a micropenis. There have always been rumors that Hitler, like Napoleon, had an abnormally small penis. He was mercilessly teased by his fellow soldiers during WWI for his small penis, and, despite a noticeable attraction by women, led a relatively isolated sexual life. Testimony by a few of his sexual partners indicated he was rather kinky, often rolling on the floor, seeking degradation. It should be cautioned, however, the Soviet autopsy was silent on the size of his penis.

Ah, first Napoleon, now Hitler. Chalk it up as yet another bad day for Team Small.
 
And there were stories about Osama bin Laden having been humiliated for his small penis by another student when he attended university in the US...
 
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