Do Aliens have bigger cocks than us?

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  1. Drifterwood

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    I have been worrying recently that all the aliens coming from outer space have bigger dicks than us humans (no doubt they are also uncut) and that they are planning to come here to fuck us all.

    What do you think?
     
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    Uh wtf kind of question is that?
     
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    Yes. Alien has a much bigger dick than Predator, too.
     
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    I understand that the Aliens aren't interested in Winsconin - be safe.
     
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    I wish. *dreams of a 7 foot tall Elite from Halo....* >_> <_< I'd join the Covenant in a HEARTBEAT! <3 I'd be happy with a Xenomorph too, if his acid didn't kill me. :3

    *thinks about putting Halo Elite and Aliens Xenomorph porn in his gallery...*
     
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    Have you noticed that in all the eye witness drawings of space aliens they have no bulges to indicate any flaccid size dick at all. So in order for them to have big dicks they would have to be the ultimate grower. They may not even have dicks.

    I've read before that the 3-4 ft aliens are actually androids. So they may be produced with no dicks as they have no need for such. The taller aliens, known as greys, are not androids but they don't have bulges either and therefore my guess is they either have no need for the tool, or have very small dicks to go along with their lack of emotion.

    I don't know if we should refer to them in such a cold term manner: "space aliens", as there is chance they may have actually saved us by mixing their dna with earth cavemen in order to create modern man (the "missing link" then occurred). They are family who have a cold calculated way of going about things. They are that way because they eventully did away with useless emotions ages ago. It's our emotions mixed with power that may be this planet's undoing.

    That's why some aliens are hanging around, for they know we are bound to destroy or almost destroy ourselves sooner or later. It's why aliens are abducting humans, so as to create a more sensible intelligent being on earth.
     
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    HAHA,
    you guys are unbelievable!
     
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    They're not bigger but they're blue.

    Don't ask.
     
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    I personally like the idea of aliens being like Odo on Deep Space Nine. He's a shape-shifter, so he could be any size he wanted to be, custom-made for any partner! :smile:

    (Yes, I sit around and think about stuff like that! :biggrin1:)
     
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    Yes, they do... that is where Xenu shoots out of their bodies before he saves us. All Hail Tom Cruise!
     
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    I think you have had an overdose of Star Trek and the X-Files
     
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    The truth is out there. They imparted the gift of jelking to the wee earthlings*.


    *It involved a colossal wager that in it's time set a record for practical jokes. And they're still chortling about it madly, even now.










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    They don't have humor.
     
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    Jelkers? That's a risk I'm willing to deal with, but it amazes the aliens too.:rolleyes:
     
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    Yes, I think they do. I saw a couple of little green Martians this morning.
    They were showing a huge bulge in their space suits...
     
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    This is so true:eek:
     
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    Well I hope they clean their nasty alien foreskin; I don't want some luminous green smegma in my mouth. Yuck.
     
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    no, aliens have nanopenises because they don't really use them for procreation.
     
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    Well, you know what they say about big feet.
     
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