do any women here have an "issue" with big penises?

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Pinata? Must be a party! True, I don't think it's chocolate he's filled with.

No way! She has posted elsewhere? Really?! You mean the nice lady with thousands of posts? Perhaps you should take a look around the site before suggesting such silliness. Physical violence? Oh, go away little boy - I'm bored of you.


True enough!
I'm told the substance in question is known to splatter.
Best don protective clothing and googles and full face shields.
Lawd knows I sure as hell don't want any of it on my face..

Mmmmm..wonders if a full wash down station would be over kill?
 

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No way! She has posted elsewhere? Really?! You mean the nice lady with thousands of posts? Perhaps you should take a look around the site before suggesting such silliness. Physical violence? Oh, go away little boy - I'm bored of you.

Actually, judging by your responses in this thread, it appears you are the one who needs to take a look around at this site. And yeah, I can tell you are bored with me. So bored with me you continue to respond back as well as talk about me another poster about how you're going to string me up like a pinata and hit me upside the head while being curious as to what I'm "filled with". Seems like some kind of sadistic horror porn fantasy you have with me. Eww. What a freak.
 

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hmm i wonder if men know there are easier ways to get attention from women.

cuz.. the drama is always mucked up by some dude with hurt feelings or some creepy feeling of intorwebz rejection.

so what's up. not all your posts are shittery. did something happen to day?
ya girlfriend not call? saw a dude with a bigger package chattin' up some femme you was making eyes on?

constipation? blue balls?

is okay, you can talk about it here. :smile:
 

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True enough!
I'm told the substance in question is known to splatter.
Best don protective clothing and googles and full face shields.
Lawd knows I sure as hell don't want any of it on my face..

Mmmmm..wonders if a full wash down station would be over kill?

Wow you and your boyfriend really are sick freaks. Rag on dudes with small penises and joke about killing people. No wonder the guys can't wait for you to leave.
 
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True enough!
I'm told the substance in question is known to splatter.
Best don protective clothing and googles and full face shields.
Lawd knows I sure as hell don't want any of it on my face..

Mmmmm..wonders if a full wash down station would be over kill?


if he's actually full of poop we could stuff in him a paperbag.
the whole flaming bag of poop on the welcome mat, ding-dong dash has it's own appeal.

*eyes several worthy porches*


on topic post:
a-okay with massive cocks.
i do have issues with massive pricks.
 

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True enough!
I'm told the substance in question is known to splatter.
Best don protective clothing and googles and full face shields.
Lawd knows I sure as hell don't want any of it on my face..

Mmmmm..wonders if a full wash down station would be over kill?
Nah, I don't think a wash station is necessary. Just don't get too close. There is certainly a lot of the substance, so be careful! It's even coming out of his mouth.

Actually, judging by your responses in this thread, it appears you are the one who needs to take a look around at this site. And yeah, I can tell you are bored with me. So bored with me you continue to respond back as well as talk about me another poster about how you're going to string me up like a pinata and hit me upside the head while being curious as to what I'm "filled with". Seems like some kind of sadistic horror porn fantasy you have with me. Eww. What a freak.
In case you didn't get it, I was saying that you are full of feces. Hope that makes you feel better. You need to grow up.
 

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In case you didn't get it, I was saying that you are full of feces. Hope that makes you feel better. You need to grow up.

You joke about killing me, but I'm the one who needs to grow up? Lol, trust me, you're the one who doesn't get it.
 

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if he's actually full of poop we could stuff in him a paperbag.
the whole flaming bag of poop on the welcome mat, ding-dong dash has it's own appeal.

*eyes several worthy porches*


on topic post:
a-okay with massive cocks.
i do have issues with massive pricks.

:heart::3some:
 

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umm a fecalectomy is a medically proven treatment for folks suffering from congestive turd personality disorder.

the goal of treatment is not to kill the patient.. is to literally knock the shit out of him. hoping to clear out enough space in the cranial area to allow common sense into the brain.

a few shitbag die every year, but medical science tries to save as many of the afflicted as possible. after all, passive exposure to your shit is twice as harmful to bystanders as your own shit is to you.
 

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You joke about killing me, but I'm the one who needs to grow up? Lol, trust me, you're the one who doesn't get it.
This will be my final post on the matter. I didn't mention killing you, I think you are either a troll or need to take some deep-breath exercises, I think you are a fool, your comments are unnecessary and you intend them to be hurtful, you are arrogant and finally yes - you do need to grow up. If you are just having a bad day, then say so. Don't share your annoyance with the rest of us.
 

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umm a fecalectomy is a medically proven treatment for folks suffering from congestive turd personality disorder.

the goal of treatment is not to kill the patient.. is to literally knock the shit out of him. hoping to clear out enough space in the cranial area to allow common sense into the brain.

a few shitbag die every year, but medical science tries to save as many of the afflicted as possible. after all, passive exposure to your shit is twice as harmful to bystanders as your own shit is to you.


I knew I could count on you, Dr Lee to come up with a medically sound explanation.
Careful I may just transfer my crush from Dr Phil onto your good self!
 

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umm a fecalectomy is a medically proven treatment for folks suffering from congestive turd personality disorder.

the goal of treatment is not to kill the patient.. is to literally knock the shit out of him. hoping to clear out enough space in the cranial area to allow common sense into the brain.

a few shitbag die every year, but medical science tries to save as many of the afflicted as possible. after all, passive exposure to your shit is twice as harmful to bystanders as your own shit is to you.

Then it sounds like you people are the one's need the procedure. I attack dragonlady, and you all get your panties in a bunch and can't wait to start talking about how you are going to physically "beat me". Yet, dragonlady insults me first in another thread, and that of course is just fine. Too bad you guys can fuck yourselves with your own hypocrisy (although I'm sure dragonlady still wouldn't feel anything if it was possible).
 

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i suggested lighting you on fire. ringing a doorbell and letting some random douche stomp you out.

stomping is no the same as beating.

ya do know that following someone into another thread just to stir up drama is a violation of ToS?

cuz you just admitted to it. is no smart. you can't even say you didn't know you were violating ToS.. you had every intention of violating ToS.

*sigh* stupidity is sign of advanced CTPD. you might be a lost cause.
is always sad when the condition goes terminal.

there are support groups.. would you like a pamphlet?
 

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I knew I could count on you, Dr Lee to come up with a medically sound explanation.
Careful I may just transfer my crush from Dr Phil onto your good self!

*does best southern accent. swats Ms. Dragon firmly on her cheeky lil backside* how's that working for ya? :wink:
 

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i suggested lighting you on fire. ringing a doorbell and letting some random douche stomp you out.

stomping is no the same as beating.

ya do know that following someone into another thread just to stir up drama is a violation of ToS?

cuz you just admitted to it. is no smart. you can't even say you didn't know you were violating ToS.. you had every intention of violating ToS.

*sigh* stupidity is sign of advanced CTPD. you might be a lost cause.
is always sad when the condition goes terminal.

there are support groups.. would you like a pamphlet?

Actually nothing in my original post was a violation of the ToS. And even if it was, nothing was any worse than what she wrote to me when she tried to derail the other thread about me being sexually inadequate for absolutely no reason when I had said nothing to her. Heck I didn't even respond back in an insulting manner. But yeah, I treat her in the same manner she treated me in this thread and now I'm violating the ToS. Lol! Great logic.

I mean really, how far do I need to pull your head out of her ass before you start making sense? You bitch at me when I do it, but are silent when she does it.
 

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i don't recall being in the other thread. care to point me in the general direction?

for ya entrance into this thread.. ya content was hostile, could be considered harassment. you meant to rile Ms. Dragon up because you were offended in another thread. picking a fight over a personal vendetta is a violation of ToS.

grow up. drop it. get over it. move on. put all parties involved on ignore if you need to. just stop acting like a child.
 

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I knew I could count on you, Dr Lee to come up with a medically sound explanation.
Careful I may just transfer my crush from Dr Phil onto your good self!

Cause we all know you couldn't count on yourself. Gotta get other people do all the thinking for you. Anything other than "small cock bad" is just a too much for your little head.
 

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*sigh* okay... standard protocol.

sign off.
rub one out.
take a shower.
eat something with carbs.
get a hug.

once ya tummy is full. ya nuts and head are cleared. then come back.
 
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