Do Big Dicks Make More Money?

Discussion in 'Celebrity Endowments' started by Frodo46888, Aug 17, 2011.

  1. Frodo46888

    Frodo46888 Active Member

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    Time Magazine just ran an article with statistics to show that "beautiful" people make more money in their careers than homely ones. Looks matter. So I wonder, does size matter, too, when it comes to salary?

    Some might think that few people will know what your dick size is, but if you play your cards well, the RIGHT people will know, perhaps intimately. And if you choose your wardrobe with care, everyone will get a good hint as to what you've got. And there's the confidence factor, too.

    I should write to Time and suggest a follow-up article... ;-)
     
  2. D_Bob_Crotchitch

    D_Bob_Crotchitch New Member

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    A lot of people who make big money act like a big dick.
     
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    anth0nyt Active Member

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    So true!
     
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    nohidingstyle New Member

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    i'd imagine there's more likely a correlation of men who think their penis is small to large incomes.
     
  5. D_GlennFeckless

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    Sorry to piss in the cheerios of the "more is better..." or "compensating for..." theorists, but the men I've met sporting the most cubic inches have all been pretty moderate in terms of ambition, salary & ladder rung.
     
  6. sillvert

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    I have a big cock, I wear Wranglers all my life. Not the baggy kind. I work with my two brothers, and we all look the same naked and for that matter in are Wranglers. And yes, we make more money they we ever thought we would. We don't act like Dick's and if you ever saw us, you would look at us and call us hick Cowboys, in pickup trucks. The only reason, that we work, is that we love what we do. Don't get me wrong, we put alot of money back into the area we live and give anonymously to those in need.

    So don't believe everything you read in Time. Looks don't pay the bills, hardwork, pays the bills.
     
  7. D_Harry_Scholnga

    D_Harry_Scholnga New Member

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    Well I'm 5 inches long. (Yes I know, how do I live? Idiots!) In my case 6 figure income certainly doesn't go along with your theory. (Which I think is absolutely one of the most stupid posts I've ever read on here.)
     
  8. MovingForward

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    Once you have money it doesnt matter. In the words of Biggie Smalls

    Heart throb, never, black and ugly as ever. However, I stay coochied down to the socks. Rings and watch filled with rocks
     
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    B_Marius567 New Member

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    I am a poor man with a big cock
     
  11. yoursgetsmine

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    If you're a male escort it sure does....nothing more appealing than a huge cock! Call it a "tool" of the trade!!
     
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    I've read somewhere (research) that big dick men earn more than smaller men.
    IMO, it's about self-confidence, but some small dick guy may high levels of self-confidence. too.
     
  13. Frodo46888

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    As we've seen in discussions of what is the "average" penis size, you can prove anything with statistics. "Figures don't lie, but liars can figure." The Time article suggests that I will never be rich ('cause I ain't handsome), but the article that jprobe posted above suggests that I could make out quite well ('cause I ain't big).
     
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