I have heard this too - apparently if it wasn't for Quebec, the Canadians would be the biggest on the planet by some margin.
I did some traveling in Africa once, and the most amazing thing happened. As I stepped off the plane, I had to take a piss like you wouldn't believe. So I went to the nearest bathroom, unzipped my fly, and removed a cock that couldn't have possibly been mine. It had grown absolutely huge. Obviously, just being in Africa instantly meant my cock would be enormous. To my regret, when I went home it returned to it's normal size. Next year I traveled some of Asia and I was upset most of the entire trip. Why? Because my cock got so small. It was just pathetic. I couldn't wait to get home so I could have a normal dick again. The strangest thing was when I was in the middle east and became uncut (again).
I've been to Canada and it was...cold. It was also beautiful. But I digress, it's so strange what an effect geographical location has on penis size.
they are. however they have blank vacant stares and bizarre "hingeless" mouths
and always say "aboot"
Well, you CAN'T dispute hockey... that is a given. I mean, Canada has snow 14 months of the year... We were born with skates on and a stick in our hands.
Oh, hell, I thought we were born with skates in our hand, and an oversized pecker hanging over our feet...
Canadians are bigger.
Suck it up, boys. Also, mom (UK) loves us more.
I have heard this too - apparently if it wasn't for Quebec, the Canadians would be the biggest on the planet by some margin.
LOL! I thought you were being serious well into the third sentence!:biggrin1:
There was a war between the US and Canada, sort-of, but it was a while ago. It didn't settle much having to do with Canada. So far as I remember it was ended by the treaty of Ghent, but Canada wasn't a signatory - just the US of A and the UK of GB and Ireland. Most Americans don't realize that Canada was even a belligerent.There's only one way to settle this question.
WAR!!!