Do Christians Masturbate?

[N68]

Any man who says he doesn't is a liar! Christians are the biggest bunch of liars.

Funny

 

[Suckmytrick]

Yes I do.

 

[Adrian69702006]

So do I - sometimes.

 

[malakos]

Christians are the biggest bunch of liars.

If this post had said "Blacks are the biggest bunch of liars" or "Jews are the biggest bunch of liars", it would have been taken down as "hate speech".

 

[BillM]

AMEN!!

 

[Max_Polo]

Any man who says he doesn't is a liar! Christians are the biggest bunch of liars.

In the sample here who have replied so far about 95% of Christians say they do masturbate so either your math is wrong or you don't know what you are talking about, or both.

 

[ItsAll4Kim]

I love the irony of assuming that one interpretation of the Bible is correct, and any other makes a believer a "cafeteria Christian".

The Bible does not address masturbation at all. It is not mentioned. This leaves the entire topic open to interpretation by individuals, whether clergy or lay people. The danger of masturbation (as often expressed from a Christian perspective) is that the fantasy involved can easily lead to adulterous "impure" thoughts. This is ironic, as there's nothing preventing "impure/adulterous" thoughts while engaging in sex with one's spouse. The same danger exists in both activities.

But the bottom line is that the Bible doesn't state that masturbation is sinful.

 

[185248]

AMEN!! View attachment 795422 View attachment 795422

I can tell that guy is a Holy person....Having faith their may be a hole out there for this.

 

[1101550]

Abdolutely.

 

[steel33]

I read the original post, and if you replace the word cult with the word christian it reads perfect.
As it also said he has no control of himself, someone's got to do it I guess.

 

[figgnewton]

I'm Christian and i do it religiously

 

[figgnewton]

I say again ," I'm a Christian and I do it religiously " except on the day of Sabbath a day of rest.

 

[Fritz]

Does the minister masturbate?

 

[BillM]

Does the minister masturbate?

 

[BillM]

Does the minister masturbate?

Some times do not have to!!

 

[Chrysippus]

But the bottom line is that the Bible doesn't state that masturbation is sinful.

So fucking what? The bible doesn’t say ‘Whack away, every day”, either.
In fact, male emission (not ejaculation into the vagina of one’s wife), whether voluntary or involuntary, causes a state of uncleanness that calls for ritual purification:
Leviticus 15:16-17 "'If any man has an emission of semen, then he shall bathe all his flesh in water, and be unclean until the evening. Every garment, and every skin, whereon the semen is, shall be washed with water, and be unclean until the evening.”. So if cafeteria christians and jews want to bypass this with ‘Just don’t jizz on yourself or your clothing’, that’s hilarious.

Roman Catholicism, Eastern Orthodoxy, Islam [(masturbation, istimna) is haram (forbidden)]. all view masturbation as sin, and Hinduism sees control of the senses and sublimation of sexual energy as necessary to obtain moksha and masturbation as a hindrance to that.

So if the bible doesnt specifically mention jacking/jilling off, does that the faiths derived from biblical tradition or other religious traditions wholeheartedly endorse ‘Grab it and git it!’? No.

But it’s a rather hilarious discussion on a site dedicated to the worship of Mahalingam, or Da Big Cock.

 

[622675]

So fucking what? The bible doesn’t say ‘Whack away, every day”, either.
In fact, male emission (not ejaculation into the vagina of one’s wife), whether voluntary or involuntary, causes a state of uncleanness that calls for ritual purification:
Leviticus 15:16-17 "'If any man has an emission of semen, then he shall bathe all his flesh in water, and be unclean until the evening. Every garment, and every skin, whereon the semen is, shall be washed with water, and be unclean until the evening.”. So if cafeteria christians and jews want to bypass this with ‘Just don’t jizz on yourself or your clothing’, that’s hilarious.

Roman Catholicism, Eastern Orthodoxy, Islam [(masturbation, istimna) is haram (forbidden)]. all view masturbation as sin, and Hinduism sees control of the senses and sublimation of sexual energy as necessary to obtain moksha and masturbation as a hindrance to that.

So if the bible doesnt specifically mention jacking/jilling off, does that the faiths derived from biblical tradition or other religious traditions wholeheartedly endorse ‘Grab it and git it!’? No.

But it’s a rather hilarious discussion on a site dedicated to the worship of Mahalingam, or Da Big Cock.

***** Key to understanding LPSG

Most humans compartmentalize different aspects of their lives in order to limit the mental discomfort and anxiety caused by having conflicting values, cognitions, emotions, beliefs, etc. within themselves.

This is a subconscious psychological defense mechanism used to avoid something called cognitive dissonance.

One of the key values of LPSG is that it provides a place where thoughts and feelings of a sexual nature can be allowed to rub up against other ideas.

LPSG readers and poster usually start with thoughts focused on their genital hardware (especially dicks), and how they might be used in different times and places.

LPSG give its readers and posters the freedom to consider and discuss how any dick (or genital function) would impact any other part of their life experience.

For example:
Nudity at home
Nudity on a bicycle ride
Nudity in nature
Nudity in the grocery store
Nudity in your car
Nudity with others when it is unexpected
Nudity with a new dorm mate
Nudity with family
Nudity with friends
Nudity at the GYM
Nudity on the beach
Nudity on an airplane

Masturbation is another perfect example of how LPSG liberates thinking
Masturbation with your buddies
Masturbation in special places
Masturbation in the GYM
Masturbation while driving……yada, yada, yada

******* And Masturbation as a Christian… It is a perfect place for rubbing two compartmentalized experiences together.

Yes! On LPSG you can legitimately link masturbation to any other part of your life and learn from that experience.

 

[Chrysippus]

You be Christian, right?
Da Bible? Da Bible?
‘The things that you read in the bible
ain’t necessarily so.’
Next verse
‘The things not in the bible
can make you liable
to roast in hell just the same’.
and to quote Texas senator Ted Cruz, your and @Max_Polo’s ultimate right-wing Christian senator,
"There is no substantive-due-process right to stimulate one's genitals for non-medical purposes unrelated to procreation or outside of an interpersonal relationship." That is, the pursuit of such happiness had no constitutional standing.”

 

[chrisrobin]

Some times do not have to!!

I have to admit that - been there and done it often - usually after mass....

 

[BryanHD]