A long time ago, around the time my interest in masturbation was beginning, my friend Jerry taught me how it was done (and I thought it was as gross as hell, nice guys didn't do such things!) and he told me some other neat stuff to ease my conscience. When I expressed my deeply held reservations about the act, he told me that 90% of all guys did it, and that the other 10% are liars. I believe that young man was right then, and he is still right today. Despite the injunction, I refused to even try doing it, it was simply too disgusting to contemplate. Until a few months later and one very, very messy wet dream would change all that.