I've actually seen commentary before that female friends don't ever bring up size, and I never really bought into that, but recent chit chat around the neighborhood tends toward WE DO TALK ABOUT IT.
Names will be changed to protect the "innocent."
Lauren lives four doors down from me. She has two daughters and a son still in high school. Her daughter Megan started seeing a new guy, Lonzell. I've seen him around, usually getting out of a car and going inside w other friends.
So Lauren and I have breakfast last week. We cover the normal topics, and I listen to her mom/wife stories. She normally gets a little repetitive. But this day she catches me off guard.
"I think there might be some truth to the black guy myth." I think to myself, "what did she just say?"
"You know, the thing about being well hung." I respond with some scientific-sounding babble about "Um, not always true."
Turns out Megan let Lonzell take a shower in their house when he came over after playground basketball. Lauren had been in her own room. She had heard Megan's voice. So as Lauren came down the hallway, she went into the bathroom door off the hallway. Megan was in her room, not the adjoining bathroom, but Lonzell was, and still drying off with his towel.
"Melissa, you couldn't NOT see it."
I laughed a little at this point; the guy is like 22 years old. I play along. "Big?"
"He wasn't even hard, Melissa. He's huge."
"Huge, such as?"
She uses her hands to give me some idea. Lonzell was obviously a big boy. "I was embarrassed, but seriously, I was intrigued at the same time. I can't forget it. Totally limp and bigger than any guy I've been with hard."
Turns out Lonzell didn't say a thing to Megan.
Honestly, it didn't surprise me. Lonzell fit the lean toned body build. What surprised me was Lauren even bringing this story up. Yes, she was slightly infatuated with her accidental revealing party.
So to other ladies, or guys who have inside info, have you had or heard other such stories as the Lonzell Revealing Party?
Names will be changed to protect the "innocent."
Lauren lives four doors down from me. She has two daughters and a son still in high school. Her daughter Megan started seeing a new guy, Lonzell. I've seen him around, usually getting out of a car and going inside w other friends.
So Lauren and I have breakfast last week. We cover the normal topics, and I listen to her mom/wife stories. She normally gets a little repetitive. But this day she catches me off guard.
"I think there might be some truth to the black guy myth." I think to myself, "what did she just say?"
"You know, the thing about being well hung." I respond with some scientific-sounding babble about "Um, not always true."
Turns out Megan let Lonzell take a shower in their house when he came over after playground basketball. Lauren had been in her own room. She had heard Megan's voice. So as Lauren came down the hallway, she went into the bathroom door off the hallway. Megan was in her room, not the adjoining bathroom, but Lonzell was, and still drying off with his towel.
"Melissa, you couldn't NOT see it."
I laughed a little at this point; the guy is like 22 years old. I play along. "Big?"
"He wasn't even hard, Melissa. He's huge."
"Huge, such as?"
She uses her hands to give me some idea. Lonzell was obviously a big boy. "I was embarrassed, but seriously, I was intrigued at the same time. I can't forget it. Totally limp and bigger than any guy I've been with hard."
Turns out Lonzell didn't say a thing to Megan.
Honestly, it didn't surprise me. Lonzell fit the lean toned body build. What surprised me was Lauren even bringing this story up. Yes, she was slightly infatuated with her accidental revealing party.
So to other ladies, or guys who have inside info, have you had or heard other such stories as the Lonzell Revealing Party?