Do "gay dicks" and "straight dicks" look different?

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  1. B_henry miller

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    Call me crazy, but I've always thought that gay and straight dicks look different. It's like gay dicks are more, I don't know, "artistic" or something, more "emotional" and "fancy" looking. Straight dicks on the other hand look more blunt and just sort of, um, there. (Also, I think gay men are more likely to adorn their cocks with cock rings, piercings, close shavings, etc.)

    Sorry to waste your time with such a stupid topic.
     
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    That's okay, most of us old timers are used to your drunk postings. :tongue: Why don't you put down the martini, put on your jammies and go to bed. :cool:
     
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    Oh yeah. I remember you.
     
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    I guess my head is str8 but my dick is gay! :tongue:
     

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    lol...thats hilarious

    pwned
     
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    Yeah. I recall you too: you're frequently Typing While Intoxicated (TWI).

    Stupid topic? Yeah. Seems to be a fancy of yours. If you're so straight, how'd you see so many gay penises?
     
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    Hey, fuck you!
     
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    You're crazy

    OK?
     
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    Of course they're different. Ones straight and ones gay.

    The straight penis likes to socialism with other men, wrestle about, fight with other men, drink beer til it literally hangs out with other mens and at the end of the day like to be buried in a tight warm moist hole til he shoots.

    Wait, did i say straight? Perhaps i meant gay.

    Ah shit, the only real difference is about 8 pints of beer anyways.
     
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    No thanks, sailor.
     
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    No, it's just hot!
    So then, according the guy who started this thread, my dick should be....? martini, put down the bottle of Stoli!
     
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    We can fix that problem with your head...Mwah-ha-ha-ha.

    Come to the dark side, Luke...
     
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    hummm.. does the fact that the gay cock just works for men makes it diferent from the str8 one cause that one ONLY works for pussy? and WHAT about the bisexual ONES? man, they must be a TALENT all by them selfs...! :p
     
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    LOL, Now that was funny! :smile:
     
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    I take this as a funny topic...otherwise it would be at least strange topic
     
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    Really don't know, you tell me, when I see a dick in the lockerroom at the gym I really don't know if the guy is gay or straight. I don't think there is a difference between. Bizar question.
     
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    *stumbles*

    Arr I'll tell YOU when I've had enough

    *falls over*

    Give me another!!
     
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    It is a strange topic!
    Undeniably so.
    cigarbabe:saevil:
     
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    if this were true and guys went naked, we'd never have to again ask...

    "I wonder if he's gay?"

    "How do I tell if he's gay?"
    :arms:
     
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    Actually, this question may not be so dumb after all. I remember reading that on average gay men have more sex than straight men. The article said that the penis actually does get bigger with more use, which is why on average gay men tend to have bigger penises than straight men. (I'm not kidding. I actually read an article that said this.)

    Additionally, I DO believe that gay men are likely to be more, shall we say, "attentive" to their penises than gay men, using cock rings, ball squishers, close shaves, whatever. So, in this regard, they do look different sometimes....

    Also, it is possible that gay men take different types of pictures of their penises than straight men. I think that straight men are likely to highlight just the size of theis penises, while gay men are perhaps more likely to, I don't know, "make love" to their penises in their pictures, sort of celebrate them more, or something.

    And if anyone reading this gets bitchy with me, starts flaming me -- FUCK YOU! I have a fuckin' right to say what I fuckin' think, bitches.
     
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