Do her friends know?

[D_hmcgh]

When my wife and I first married, we had some complications because of my size. One weekend, my mother-in-law came to visit us. I took my wife and mother-in-law to a nice restaurant and got up to use the restroom. When I came back to the table, my wife and her mother were talking about the issues we were having. My mother-in-law stopped when I returned but my wife insisted that I didn't mind. They continued the conversation and my mother-in-law was shocked when my wife shared my dimensions with her. At first she didn't believe her until we got home and my wife asked me to show her mother my dick. She said to my wife, "Honey, no wonder sex hurts, I've never seen a penis that large. You should talk to your gynecologist about that."

 

[need2bsexy2]

For 2'
No, those are obscene.' She told me that she told her friends, "Now I know why Twoton wears loose pants." She said they felt sympathy for her.

Been there, done that, with the sales girl present. It was a thrill for me to hear the sales girl say, "No, those are too tight."

I was hanging and bulging from the situation.

 

[james9692000]

My wife and a couple ex-gfs have told friends. One ex talked about it so much that her friends got sick of hearing about it. I think it may have been more self esteem / competitive issues on the gf part.

My wife has shared photos with a couple friends - long ago and drunk. Ine friend who was a hardcore size queen was adamant about seeing it. My wife eventually instructed me to show it to her. It was very hot. Nothing happened, but that friend has gone with us to buy condoms when we visit her and disn't bring enough.

Some of the memorable quotes:
"so where does he put it?"
"you should be proud of your penis. Most guys aren't that lucky." (very drunk)
"we're all happy for her. She's dated a lot of really big dicks.so, it's time that she finally dates a guy with a really big dick."

Gf's friends sister"so this the guy"
Friend's sister "huh?"
Gf's friend's sister" the one that's hung like a horse"
Friend's sister "way to be subtle but yes."

Wife's friend "this is Scott he's in real estate. Scott, this is james he has a really big dick, like 8 1/4. Right?" she was sick of him hitting on girls in our group.

 

[D_ugyo8uy]

My wife told a friend she had nothing to complain when she saw the Durex ComfortXL condoms and asked about it

Also my mother-in-law witnessed my then girlfriend buying those same condoms in a 144 pack. Not sure if I wanted her to know

 

[D_Aberchirder_Crustinuts]

At first she didn't believe her until we got home and my wife asked me to show her mother my dick.

This happens (sort of) in the British comedy "Sex Lives of the Potato Men". Be warned, it continues for about a generation beyond that though.

Crunch

 

[canuck88]

Do the friends of your wife/girlfriend know that you are hung? And if so, is it because she told them, you told them, or they caught a glimpse. One of my wifes friends called round unexpectidly, as I was in my dressing gown, just out of the shower, and when she acidentaly caught sight of my cock she commentated to her later that she understood why she married me. Any similar experiences.

So she basically told you that you have no redeeming qualities other than a big dick? Essentially, until she saw your cock, she had no clue why your wife would choose you?? LOL

 

[Hand_Solo]

Yes, everyone in my small social group knows. My girlfriend's soon-to-be ex husband sent me a nasty text on Halloween about dick size (he is much smaller) and I sent him back a pretty brutal reply. Never would have gone there normally, but he started it, so I finished it. Anyway, the story got out, and made the rounds at the Halloween party before I showed up. Had to endure endless big dick jokes all night, including after my girlfriend showed up. I was like, "Thanks, J_______, I think she already fuckin' knows." Was completely mortifying. I guess there are worse things to be known for, but I am a very private person. Ug.

 

[wellhung9]

Yes she tells them. Some of them said they could already tell

the reactions she says she gets from them: are either they get excited or jealous

 

[jhm]

I know for sure that one of her friends knows (http://www.lpsg.com/324299-targeted-exhibitionism.html) and I am pretty sure another one does-- I think she saw pics on our computer. But my wife would never tell (although she has made some comments to people, by mistake, that imply I am hung). In fact she is horrified when it comes up, totally embarrassed. I had an old pair of swim shorts that faded to the point of see-throughness, and when someone mentioned to her that I appeared to be handsomely equipped she was mortified.

 

[9x6insea]

Some of them know because I've fucked a few. A couple of others have seen me in the hot tub (we're not modest - but she doesn't know any of them have had their hands on me!). If she's told anyone else I don't know!

 

[NYC8"]

My wife has told most of her gfs about my size - which is awkward because our circle of friends was rather incestuous - all of her friends hooked up with mine and/or all the gfs and wives of the guy friends became extremely close very quickly. It took very little time to get back to all of my closest guy friends that I was bigger than them. My best friends wife actually said she was displeased with his smaller penis and he had never brought her to climax. I'd been friends with him for 20+ years - knew of the size difference because we jacked together often - and was humiliated for his sake to hear his wife's comments.

FWIW, I've shown him pics of my wife naked and me fucking her.

Just a few days ago we were visiting with my wife's lifelong best guy friend - her pseudo-brother - and borrowed a suitcase from him and his wife. In it I found his small-size condoms and again I felt ashamed of myself for knowing. I felt bad and was sure if he ever found out how much bigger than him I am it would make our friendship awkward. His dick must be very small - and his wife is extremely fat - and they have nit been able to get pregnant. It is s topic we cannot discuss - he blushes like a child and is visibly humiliated instantly - I seriously think he cannot fully insert due to his small size and all her extra rolls everywhere. My wife once half joked that she would let me fuck his wife just once to help them get pregnant.

I love being hung and showing off but when some of my closest and most valued friends turn out to be much smaller than me I feel ashamed on their behalf - like they will feel I am challenging their manhood. It's fun in fantasy /porn but not in lifelong guy friends you would just about take a bullet for. It's like ending up rich while your best friend is homeless.

 

[socalfreak]

My girl brags....... she tells friends..... and shows them pictures.

 

[theknob8]

My wife has told most of her gfs about my size - which is awkward because our circle of friends was rather incestuous - all of her friends hooked up with mine and/or all the gfs and wives of the guy friends became extremely close very quickly. It took very little time to get back to all of my closest guy friends that I was bigger than them. My best friends wife actually said she was displeased with his smaller penis and he had never brought her to climax. I'd been friends with him for 20+ years - knew of the size difference because we jacked together often - and was humiliated for his sake to hear his wife's comments.

FWIW, I've shown him pics of my wife naked and me fucking her.

Just a few days ago we were visiting with my wife's lifelong best guy friend - her pseudo-brother - and borrowed a suitcase from him and his wife. In it I found his small-size condoms and again I felt ashamed of myself for knowing. I felt bad and was sure if he ever found out how much bigger than him I am it would make our friendship awkward. His dick must be very small - and his wife is extremely fat - and they have nit been able to get pregnant. It is s topic we cannot discuss - he blushes like a child and is visibly humiliated instantly - I seriously think he cannot fully insert due to his small size and all her extra rolls everywhere. My wife once half joked that she would let me fuck his wife just once to help them get pregnant.

I love being hung and showing off but when some of my closest and most valued friends turn out to be much smaller than me I feel ashamed on their behalf - like they will feel I am challenging their manhood. It's fun in fantasy /porn but not in lifelong guy friends you would just about take a bullet for. It's like ending up rich while your best friend is homeless.

I dont think I've actually ever known someone to be so small they had to wear small condoms. But I would understand the way u feel about ur friend. A lot of guys would really mock them, but I would just feel so bad, and just thinking about being in there shoes would be awful. I don't think I could live like that

 

[theknob8]

Oh and yes a few of her closer friends know. One watched her blow me in the car once while I was driving and her friend was in the backseat. They were both pretty drunk and I was being rewarded for being the sober driver

:biggrin1:

 

[D_Sandy_Krautch]

My girl brags....... she tells friends..... and shows them pictures.

True story. Poor guy is never gonna be able to look anyone in the eye

 

[TDurden1979]

Do the friends of your wife/girlfriend know that you are hung? And if so, is it because she told them, you told them, or they caught a glimpse. One of my wifes friends called round unexpectidly, as I was in my dressing gown, just out of the shower, and when she acidentaly caught sight of my cock she commentated to her later that she understood why she married me. Any similar experiences.

I've had a couple girlfriends in the past who've dished about this in their circle of friends. One, after my GF told me she had showed a picture of me, was blushing hard and all she could do was give me a "thumbs-up" without making any real solid eye contact.

Another mutual friend of an ex kind of hunted me down just for sex after the first relationship went South. That was a whole weekend when I was back in in a former hometown, basically clandestine, where all we did was eat, drink, smoke, and screw. Debauchery at it's finest.

 

[citr]

My wife has told a few people, both intentionally and while sleeptalking.

I thought it was pretty hot at first, but no one mentions it anymore (or more likely they have forgotten), and I'm not the cheating type, so it doesn't really mean much . . .

 

[Mr Ed in Mass]

I'm a nudest so EVERYONE knows,A few of the women won't stop talking about it,and one even grabs it when no one is looking.I've heard every big dick joke out there.

 

[pocketpal]

BUMP (great topic)

 

[Smallside]

My ex told a few of her friends, and I was cool with it, because she asked if she could first... but then, she told a bunch of my friends, without asking.... things got awkward fast!