Do I have the perfect penis?

[D_Noah_Sark]

No brag, but I can't really imagine it being any better than it already is

Perfectly straight
8 inches long
aesthetic

thoughts

 

[tgirlsrgreat]

nope, not perfect at all. get verified and the let's talk.

 

[D_Noah_Sark]

brb getting verified


how do i do that?

 

[The Dragon]

NO.

Troll.

http://www.lpsg.org/81661-your-cock-is-not-a.html

 

[tgirlsrgreat]

been here going on a year and not verified and claims not knowing how:twak::bsflag:

 

[maxcok]

Well, self confidence is one thing, but "perfect" is a pretty strong self assessment.

Plus, as DF points out, Your cock is NOT a women's issue!!

No brag, but I can't really imagine it being any better than it already is

..

 

[crescendo69]

brb getting verified


how do i do that?

http://www.lpsg.org/150965-how-to-become-photo-verified.html

 

[D_Noah_Sark]

http://www.lpsg.org/150965-how-to-become-photo-verified.html

done

 

[MNGuy]

No, but you have a huge ego.

 

[MickeyLee]

the perfect penis for nailing to the wall as a warning to other men against posting cock/ego stroke threads in the Women's Forum :smile:

eta: park ya shit in show off, son.

 

[D_Noah_Sark]

the perfect penis for nailing to the wall as a warning to other men against posting cock/ego stroke threads in the Women's Forum :smile:

kinky

 

[MickeyLee]

okay, good reply.

but for true, the ladies prefer menfolk to confine showing off and seeking feedback to the Show Off forum. is kinda of a rule of this sub-forum.

i will give it that you are of good form, and eye-easy. asking the Mods to relocate ya thread to Show Off would be a mannerly thing to do. ya will get more loveage there, too.

 

[cklover]

It's a nice one alright, though perfection is in in the eyes of the beholder, nicht wahr? Sure beats most of the small ones about which other men are equally cocky:wink:...straight men can be so cute!

 

[Tasardur]

Perfectly straight & long isn't 'ideal', so I've been told.
A vagina isn't perfectly straight so with length a slight curve, to match the vagina's internal shape, is better - particularly if you get 'rock hard' -which I suppose you will also say that you do.

 

[EllieP]

Perfect for what, anatomy class?

 

[AlteredEgo]

Shredstick sounds like a misogynistic way to imagine your dick. It's not perfect for me, but It's nice-looking.

 

[MickeyLee]

big-up to the Mods on the relocation.

ya got a very nice chaise, killer stems... i can't rate the ass since there are only side shots.

the peen, is a loverly peen and you do seem to enjoy it thoroughly. the shaft looks to have an even girth along the length. the glans have a nice shape.

i wouldn't say perfect, but i am guessing it ranks best in show for you. :smile:

 

[JacobFox]

No, you don't. You seem like an egotist looking for compliments.

 

[hvasattan]

i love it!

 

[AlphaMale]

I think your cock is nice, but you actually have downward curvature - it's not 'perfectly straight' as you put it (and that's not a bad thing either).

I think downward curvature looks the best. It's the most photogenic, easiest to get those really big/long looking pics, and it helps tremendously with measuring topside length.