Do I have the perfect penis?

Discussion in 'Show Off' started by D_Noah_Sark, Apr 8, 2011.

  1. D_Noah_Sark

    D_Noah_Sark New Member

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    No brag, but I can't really imagine it being any better than it already is

    Perfectly straight
    8 inches long
    aesthetic

    thoughts
     
  2. tgirlsrgreat

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    nope, not perfect at all. get verified and the let's talk.
     
  3. D_Noah_Sark

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    brb getting verified


    how do i do that?
     
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    been here going on a year and not verified and claims not knowing how:twak::bsflag:
     
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    Well, self confidence is one thing, but "perfect" is a pretty strong self assessment.

    Plus, as DF points out, Your cock is NOT a women's issue!!


    ..:rolleyes:
     
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  8. D_Noah_Sark

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    No, but you have a huge ego.
     
  10. MickeyLee

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    the perfect penis for nailing to the wall as a warning to other men against posting cock/ego stroke threads in the Women's Forum :smile:

    eta: park ya shit in show off, son.
     
  11. D_Noah_Sark

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    kinky
     
  12. MickeyLee

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    okay, good reply.

    but for true, the ladies prefer menfolk to confine showing off and seeking feedback to the Show Off forum. is kinda of a rule of this sub-forum.

    i will give it that you are of good form, and eye-easy. asking the Mods to relocate ya thread to Show Off would be a mannerly thing to do. ya will get more loveage there, too.
     
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    It's a nice one alright, though perfection is in in the eyes of the beholder, nicht wahr? Sure beats most of the small ones about which other men are equally cocky:wink:...straight men can be so cute!:cool::rolleyes:
     
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    Perfectly straight & long isn't 'ideal', so I've been told.
    A vagina isn't perfectly straight so with length a slight curve, to match the vagina's internal shape, is better - particularly if you get 'rock hard' -which I suppose you will also say that you do.
     
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    Perfect for what, anatomy class?
     
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    Shredstick sounds like a misogynistic way to imagine your dick. It's not perfect for me, but It's nice-looking.
     
  17. MickeyLee

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    big-up to the Mods on the relocation.

    ya got a very nice chaise, killer stems... i can't rate the ass since there are only side shots.

    the peen, is a loverly peen and you do seem to enjoy it thoroughly. the shaft looks to have an even girth along the length. the glans have a nice shape.

    i wouldn't say perfect, but i am guessing it ranks best in show for you. :smile:
     
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    No, you don't. You seem like an egotist looking for compliments.
     
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    i love it!
     
  20. AlphaMale

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    I think your cock is nice, but you actually have downward curvature - it's not 'perfectly straight' as you put it (and that's not a bad thing either).

    I think downward curvature looks the best. It's the most photogenic, easiest to get those really big/long looking pics, and it helps tremendously with measuring topside length.
     
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