Do I look a dick?

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  1. nomju

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    Do I look a dick, in my wifes shoes?:biggrin1:
     

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    Fuck it's Brett Favre trying to hit on the wife of the Coach for the New York Jets!
     
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    What size do you wear....
     
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    No, but your dick looks like a transvestite.
     
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    Brett Favre? New York jets? WTF?
    UK size 7
     
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    You should see how you look in a pump.
     
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    Just don't put that thing in high heels.
     
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    No, strangely enough you look more of a twat :wink:
     
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    Careful....you may contract "athlete's dick"
     
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    Oh shit! Sorry the American forgot to let his cousins in on the joke!

    Brett Favre was a former Quarterback for the NY Jets an American Football team. He was under investigation for taking a cock pic and then sending it to a female intern or staff member that worked for the team. Then a few months ago the coach was run through the press for posting footsie like pictures of his wife (she is hot in a MILF/Cougar sort of way, he is a dickhead) on the internet somewhere (hornyfeetdotcom who knows).

    So that's the rest of the story. Seriously though the shoe looks a little tight for you go up a size.
     
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