Do I tell my Boss, 'The Boss' that I 'm hung?

Discussion in 'Funny Stuff: Jokes, Quizzes, Games & Pics' started by B_crackerjack, Sep 14, 2010.

  1. B_crackerjack

    B_crackerjack New Member

    Joined:
    Oct 15, 2009
    Messages:
    34
    Likes Received:
    0
    Okay so having got to know Bruce a little better he offered me a job as his lawnsman. My other job didnt work out when my boss discovered I was bigger than him. So we were having a beer after Id finished cutting the lawn and the electricity goes down. Now we both got up and tried to fing the trip switch, during the fracas that ensued I bumped into him and tried to moce aside at which point he went to the same side and so on for a bit. He just said 'great dancing Cracker!'.

    Anyway a few nights later we were having a beer again and I suggested a barbeque. Bruce has a great garden but he didnt have any matches in the house would you believe. To which he said

    'You can't start a fire, you can't start a fire without a spark'.

    Then I mentioned the other night when the lights went out and how I enjoyed dancing with him. He replied 'You can't start a fire, you can't start a fire without a spark, This gun's for hire even if we were just dancing in the dark, as he pointed at his crotch.

    Then I suggested the idea of taking our friendship a bit further, at which point he replied, 'I am the Boss remember, if your not careful you willl end up back on the streets of Philidelphia. Theres no way I would let you top me anyway he continued as he grabbed his guitar and jumped on to the mini-stage in the living room - cause tramps like you baby you were born too hung!



     
  2. D_Gunther Snotpole

    D_Gunther Snotpole Account Disabled

    Joined:
    Oct 3, 2005
    Messages:
    14,610
    Likes Received:
    5
    Boy, you're really giving this theme a workout, aren't you?
     
  3. Pitbull

    Gold Member

    Joined:
    Oct 25, 2006
    Messages:
    3,753
    Likes Received:
    7
    Gender:
    Male
    Congratulations on your new job.
    Glad to see you took my suggestion and that it is working out for you.
     
  4. Pitbull

    Gold Member

    Joined:
    Oct 25, 2006
    Messages:
    3,753
    Likes Received:
    7
    Gender:
    Male
    Does your new boss, "The Boss", have a boss?
    If so, he might be interested to hear that you were born too hung.
     
  5. willow78

    Gold Member

    Joined:
    Jan 19, 2008
    Messages:
    5,848
    Albums:
    4
    Likes Received:
    123
    Gender:
    Male
    Location:
    Australia
    If you're working in Arizona, you might have to prove to him that you were born in the USA.
     
  6. maxcok

    Gold Member

    Joined:
    Nov 17, 2009
    Messages:
    7,392
    Likes Received:
    12
    Gender:
    Male
    Location:
    Elsewhere
    hmmm . . . it was funnier the first time. sorta.

    I think you're losing your edge. May need to retool.
     
  7. Pitbull

    Gold Member

    Joined:
    Oct 25, 2006
    Messages:
    3,753
    Likes Received:
    7
    Gender:
    Male
    He'll pop up like "Whack-a-Mole" with a completely different thread
     
  8. Capt_obivous

    Verified Gold Member

    Joined:
    Jun 1, 2008
    Messages:
    328
    Albums:
    7
    Likes Received:
    252
    Gender:
    Male
    Location:
    Brisbane (QLD, AU)
    Verified:
    Photo
    this one is in the jokes section at least :p
     
Draft saved Draft deleted