Do I tell my Boss, 'The Boss' that I 'm hung?

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  1. B_crackerjack

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    Okay so having got to know Bruce a little better he offered me a job as his lawnsman. My other job didnt work out when my boss discovered I was bigger than him. So we were having a beer after Id finished cutting the lawn and the electricity goes down. Now we both got up and tried to fing the trip switch, during the fracas that ensued I bumped into him and tried to moce aside at which point he went to the same side and so on for a bit. He just said 'great dancing Cracker!'.

    Anyway a few nights later we were having a beer again and I suggested a barbeque. Bruce has a great garden but he didnt have any matches in the house would you believe. To which he said

    'You can't start a fire, you can't start a fire without a spark'.

    Then I mentioned the other night when the lights went out and how I enjoyed dancing with him. He replied 'You can't start a fire, you can't start a fire without a spark, This gun's for hire even if we were just dancing in the dark, as he pointed at his crotch.

    Then I suggested the idea of taking our friendship a bit further, at which point he replied, 'I am the Boss remember, if your not careful you willl end up back on the streets of Philidelphia. Theres no way I would let you top me anyway he continued as he grabbed his guitar and jumped on to the mini-stage in the living room - cause tramps like you baby you were born too hung!



     
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    Boy, you're really giving this theme a workout, aren't you?
     
  3. Pitbull

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    Congratulations on your new job.
    Glad to see you took my suggestion and that it is working out for you.
     
  4. Pitbull

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    Does your new boss, "The Boss", have a boss?
    If so, he might be interested to hear that you were born too hung.
     
  5. willow78

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    If you're working in Arizona, you might have to prove to him that you were born in the USA.
     
  6. maxcok

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    hmmm . . . it was funnier the first time. sorta.

    I think you're losing your edge. May need to retool.
     
  7. Pitbull

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    He'll pop up like "Whack-a-Mole" with a completely different thread
     
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    this one is in the jokes section at least :p
     
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