Do I tell the Boss I am hung?

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  1. B_crackerjack

    B_crackerjack New Member

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    Okay I have a dilemma here, I have just started a new job and wondered if I should tell my Boss that I am hanging 9?
     
  2. hotman911

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    Um why would he need to know that?
     
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    this can not be a serious question. what makes you think that your boss wants to know you are hung? what do you think you would get out of it?
     
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    yeah and how would that come up in conversation?

    "Sorry my dick is too big. It wont fit between the desk and my chair.":lmao:
     
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    why not save time and just get it tattooed on your forehead
     
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    Maybe if you want him to suck it or something.....
     
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    From me too - WHY?
     
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    OF course you should tell your boss. Your penis size should be at the top of your CV/resume.
     
  9. Penis Aficionado

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    You should tell him, and mention that you'd gladly offer it to his wife whenver she wants.
     
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    Tough question. I think you shouldn't tell, just make sure you give him the chance to see it.
     
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    Oh by all means tell your boss. The key to advancement is being hung and everyone knowing about it. I am assuming here that you are in porno movies, right? Otherwise maybe its best you keep that to yourself, and try to hide your obvious stupidity as well.
     
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    well I thought you had smacked it in his face already during the interview and your huge dong is the reason you got the job???
     
  13. D_Shermie Shtoinkle

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    but then again it's another one of those profiles who hasn't got any pix to prove so hey..
     
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    My CV is just a picture of my cock.

    *edit* Just in case anyone else was unsure about this thread, the same guy did the "should I strip down my dead friend's uncle's trousers to see his cock at the funeral" and "how to measure cock size by width of piss stream" threads.
     
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    Lol.....lol......lol....lol....lol.....lol.....
     
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    unless he's the producer of porn films, hell no!
     
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    best answer :)
     
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    These days a big dick is way up there along with things like "team player", "go-to person" and "strong communication, customer service and organizational skills" in the job market. I'm actually surprised you didn't already put "swinging 9" somewhere on the initial application. You've gotta sell yourself, man.
     
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    Why would you do that? In what job context would that even information even be relevant?
     
  20. luka82

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    Sure!
    And then you should ask him if he is into Small Penis Humiliation!:tongue:
    Works for me!
     
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