Do I tell the Boss I am hung?

[minimag]

Why are you all assuming that his boss is a guy?

 

[luka82]

Why are you all assuming that his boss is a guy?

Hmm....statistics??? :biggrin1:

 

[novice_btm]

why not save time and just get it tattooed on your forehead

This gets my vote too! :rofl:

 

[musclebare9]

These days a big dick is way up there along with things like "team player", "go-to person" and "strong communication, customer service and organizational skills" in the job market. I'm actually surprised you didn't already put "swinging 9" somewhere on the initial application. You've gotta sell yourself, man.

Very funny!

What happens when your boss tells you he is swinging 12" and that he feels bad for you little guy?

I wouldn't just tell the boss, I would flop it out and show your grandmother too.

 

[Catchoftheday]

Okay I have a dilemma here, I have just started a new job and wondered if I should tell my Boss that I am hanging 9?

You mean it didn't come up at the interview

 

[quercusone]

I state my size on my resume and include a picture.

 

[ignatius4446z]

It may be relevant to some sort of diversity monitoring or something

 

[avg1000]

When you start a job you should be as honest as possible, I don't think I would start off a new job by lying to the boss ,

 

[JacKNight]

You should tell him, and mention that you'd gladly offer it to his wife whenver she wants.

And ask if he has any daughters too... don't wanna forget that

 

[dario92]

When you start a job you should be as honest as possible, I don't think I would start off a new job by lying to the boss ,

hahaha good one :biggrin1:

 

[DaveyR]

I start a new job next week and am really struggling to imagine under what circumstances the topic would crop up. *fuckingwellconfused.com*

 

[AlteredEgo]

...

...the same guy did the "should I strip down my dead friend's uncle's trousers to see his cock at the funeral" and "how to measure cock size by width of piss stream" threads.

*dies laughing*

 

[avatarng]

Tell him then ask for your final paycheck.

 

[D_Ivana Dickenside]

LOL! the OP hasn't even posted any replies. this probably means that he's 1.) already gotten his cock size tattooed across his forehead, 2.) made changes to his resume, and 3.) found a space big enough for his desk and chair to prevent his cock from being smashed!

 

[DasLeezard]

Do it, and choke him, his wife, and his mother with it. Pics or it didn't happen.

 

[D_Ivana Dickenside]

Do it, and choke him, his wife, and his mother with it. Pics or it didn't happen.

^ DasLeezard for President!!!!! :rofl:

 

[DeepDish]

Okay I have a dilemma here, I have just started a new job and wondered if I should tell my Boss that I am hanging 9?

First things first, make sure you are measuring right.

You would not want to mislead your boss. That would be bad, he might fire you.

Ruler on top of your penis, pressed lightly against your pubic bone.

Length is from base to tip. That's how they do in the scientific penis size studies.

 

[ryan25yo]

To what end.....and, why??

 

[L_Lynn]

roflmao! I get a twisted pleasure reading these ridiculous threads just for the fantastic responses. Thanks!

 

[AlextheRedhead]

9", send me your resume I think I have an opening for you!