Do I tell the Boss I am hung?

[Chase1600]

Why would you do that? In what job context would that even information even be relevant?

The new boss's name is Chi Chi LaRue

 

[LaFemme]

These days a big dick is way up there along with things like "team player", "go-to person" and "strong communication, customer service and organizational skills" in the job market. I'm actually surprised you didn't already put "swinging 9" somewhere on the initial application. You've gotta sell yourself, man.

As a boss (and a female), the criteria Slant mentioned is certainly what I look for in a new hire. If my male employees fail to mention their cock size, I am concerned about their lack of confidence.

In fact, my own resume contains my bra size in the header:

Lafemme (38DDD)
123 Hemmingway Road
Western Canada

And I always get the job.

 

[D_Jurgen Klitgaard]

Man, maybe this is why I'm not getting hired!

 

[helgaleena]

Thanks OP, your humor is very refreshing. :chairfall:

 

[OCMuscleJock]

LOL!!! unless your new boss is.. a porn director (and you're an actor) or your pimp then umm no.

Next post of his will be... should I let my mom put my condom on me before I bang my dog?

 

[dario92]

Next post of his will be... should I let my mom put my condom on me before I bang my dog?

I cant wait to read the responses to that one!

 

[Pandora77]

Good idea! Always protect yourself!

... should I let my mom put my condom on me before I bang my dog?

 

[minimag]

Next post of his will be... should I let my mom put my condom on me before I bang my dog?

I was assuming his next topic would be: "Can I use a female-condom in my butt?"

 

[edonline]

Okay I have a dilemma here, I have just started a new job and wondered if I should tell my Boss that I am hanging 9?

You didn't put that information on your resume?

 

[str821]

why not save time and just get it tattooed on your forehead

This is a very good idea.

 

[B_dxjnorto]

I was assuming his next topic would be: "Can I use a female-condom in my butt?"

I like that.

 

[Pitbull]

Why?

Well if he didn't know and saw such a large thing when you were taking a piss,
he might think you were being attacked by a snake and shoot it right off!

 

[unabear09]

why not save time and just get it tattooed on your forehead

Tatto should read as follows:

I am a huge tool :biggrin1:

 

[Pitbull]

Tatto should read as follows:

I am a huge tool :biggrin1:

Silly Bear :tongue:

Should read

I have a huge tool.

But you can be forgiven
since your first language is not English but Ursine :wink:

 

[silvertriumph2]

:yikes: :shocked: :crazy2: :stooges:
Can't help but enjoy all the replies...:biggrin:

 

[unzipped]

go ahead.... you'll either get a promotion soon and a big raise... or never get promoted and small raise due to his big penis envy...lol I'd really advise keep you dick in your pants, hide your bulge and keep quiet about it...

 

[luka82]

I rate this thread 10 stars if possible! I am soooooooo enjoying it, LOL!

 

[Oliver_Clothesoff]

Why would you have to tell him? Isn't that question on most applications?

 

[BJs4You IL]

just whip it out, and shout "en garde!" then start looking for a job thats more suited to your iq

 

[bigtomdaddy1]

If it swings 9in you need not tell anyone. They cant miss it.