Do I tell the Boss I am hung?

[Cranky4u]

Only tel him as u start to push it up his ass...see if he gets suprised by that!!!!:wink:

 

[maxcok]

I'm surprised you would even ask such a question, of course you should tell him. Then when you detect an expression of doubt and confusion on his face, whip it out, work up a boner and hand him a measuring tape. This will demonstrate many desirable qualities: You are confident, cooperative, well prepared, and take initiative. You're hardworking, a man of your word, well equipped for the job, and willing to go to any length for the company. And after all, what's more important than having a big dick in any situation, work related or otherwise? Best of luck, I expect you'll go far.

 

[D_Ezdras Dingledonger]

I applaud the dude who said whip it out and show your grandmother. Your boss is just the tip of the iceberg, why stop there?

 

[798686]

I applaud the dude who said whip it out and show your grandmother. Your boss is just the tip of the iceberg, why stop there?

What's pink n wrinkly, and hangs out yer trousers?
Granny. :wink:

Sorry, couldn't resist.

 

[D_Ezdras Dingledonger]

What's pink n wrinkly, and hangs out yer trousers?
Granny. :wink:

Sorry, couldn't resist.

Haha, best thread ever. :biggrin1:

 

[Magnum9x7]

I notice you don't post any photos of this dick you're so proud of.

 

[goodwood]

why in the world would you do that?

 

[zipper69]

9", send me your resume I think I have an opening for you!

best reply

 

[B_Uni79]

OMG

 

[nutcouple]

yes defo tell him, he might still be undecided as to how big a prick you are, telling him will reaffirm his thoughts

 

[Pitbull]

Okay I have a dilemma here, I have just started a new job and wondered if I should tell my Boss that I am hanging 9?

No need

Just get a penis reduction operation

I am thinking of getting a reduction operation as I have suffered years of women only wanting me for my penis (10 inches). I am considering having the bell end sliced off and 4 inches removed then stitched back on - any thoughts on this?

Or since you are now hanging nine - you just lost an inch in the past month.
Maybe if you just wait another 3 months it will be down to six inches and you will have avoided surgery.

Problem is that at the rate you are going, your penis will disappear by next June

 

[chuck216]

Someone should tell this troll that 9 centimeters is not concidered "hung".

 

[AM_092]

I don't think the OP's question is genuine...

 

[B_starinvestor]

If you lose your job, lemme know. I'm looking for geniuses in my organization.

See a therapist asap.

Douchebag.

 

[D_Tyrone_Tittickler]

Okay I have a dilemma here, I have just started a new job and wondered if I should tell my Boss that I am hanging 9?

Before you do make sure that it is 9" or you might get canned for telling a fib!!!

 

[Free love]

I would simply whip it out, slap him in the face and shout "I'M THE BOSS NOW MOTHERF@#%*&!"

 

[Pitbull]

I would simply whip it out, slap him in the face and shout "I'M THE BOSS NOW MOTHERF@#%*&!"

Made me think of monkeys. Displaying their erect penis as a dominance behavior.

Maybe the OP should have been a Vervet monkey.
Besides displaying their genitalia the male is:
"easily recognized by a turquoise blue scrotum and red penis."

Bet that would surprise your boss.

ps - if you do color your genitals - please post some pictures here for all to enjoy

 

[DaveyR]

I would simply whip it out, slap him in the face and shout "I'M THE BOSS NOW MOTHERF@#%*&!"

:biggrin1:This post made me laugh out loud :smile:

 

[Remington]

I'm surprised you would even ask such a question, of course you should tell him. Then when you detect an expression of doubt and confusion on his face, whip it out, work up a boner and hand him a measuring tape. This will demonstrate many desirable qualities: You are confident, cooperative, well prepared, and take initiative. You're hardworking, a man of your word, well equipped for the job, and willing to go to any length for the company. And after all, what's more important than having a big dick in any situation, work related or otherwise? Best of luck, I expect you'll go far.

:biglaugh:

I love this thread.

 

[cece]

Why would you wanna do that? That would totally be unprofessional! Unless you're working in the porn industry of course-then that would be a definite requirement!