Do I tell the Boss I am hung?

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How stupid are you?

Since you are new to this job, did you disclose this kind of information in you last job?

You IQ seems to be the same as your penis: 9!
 

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Okay I have a dilemma here, I have just started a new job and wondered if I should tell my Boss that I am hanging 9?
I'm surprised this isn't on your resume or wasn't discussed during the interview. Too late now to say anything, maybe invite the boss over for dinner and parade around naked with the excuse that you always go bare at home. Good luck and tell us what happens!!!!
 

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If your boss is smaller than you, that's really going to enhance your chances of promotion - or of keeping your job. It's like the 'little man syndrome' - tiny bosses aren't happy with tall employees, and give them all the crap jobs!
 

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Lets see this a dilemma and why is that ? I have never seen cock size on an employment app, and oddly enough I have never been asked that question by an employer, go figure. Surely you can come up with a better topic than that to fantasize about.
 

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"Let's just say I put my pants on 3 legs at a time!"
- Dennis Finch (David Spade), "Just Shoot Me!"

why not save time and just get it tattooed on your forehead

Some workplaces don't allow tattoos.

@OP:
You don't need to say anything - if you keep it hard, your boss will see you coming. (pun intended)



I love these joke threads...I might start one myself.
 
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Damn! Now I know why I didn't get that promotion - I never did tell my boss just how wet and yummy my pussy was! Shoot! Next time for sure though....