Do I tell the Boss I am hung?

[Shadontay]

No. You should do this:

Phase 1: slip him a mickey and then sneak in his office when he's passed out. If able to do this undetected proceed to phase 2.

Phase 2: resting your nuts on his forehead with your gear dangling down around his nose (or wherever it will reach depending on your size).

Phase 3: Gently awaken your boss by grinding into his head whilst slapping him in the cheeks.

Phase 4: When he wakes up you say, "What's up bitch!?!?" He'll shout out something in a flustered manner, at which point you cock-slap him in the face and tell him to go make you a sandwich.

 

[hud01]

Damn! Now I know why I didn't get that promotion - I never did tell my boss just how wet and yummy my pussy was! Shoot! Next time for sure though....

Maybe he was gay.....:tongue:

 

[deleted4499]

well my bosses know im hung. actually a lot of people at my work do. damn drunken employee parties, haha

 

[B_dxjnorto]

well my bosses know im hung. actually a lot of people at my work do.

You're not going to hide that easy. Your friggin' balls are baby melons. :smile2:

 

[bicuriousbc]

ok he will give you a dollar per inch per hour....

 

[willow78]

You've got a 9er - SO WHAT! Mine is 20 inches long! I put a photo of it on my company ID card. The boss has never reacted but Bubba, the 6 foot tall (and 6 foot wide!) black security guard ALWAYS asks to check my ID and ALWAYS frisks me. Last week, he invited me to brunch and let me play with his leather truncheon. This Friday night, he's taking me for a weekend getaway on Fire Island. We are going to do other gay cliches but I can't think of any right now. I'll get back to you. :smile:

 

[Gecko4lif]

What the fuck?...

Troll thread?

 

[maxcok]

Maybe he was gay.....:tongue:

Hey, are you shifting your percentages again?

shifty weasel. :wink:

 

[D_Alvin Allrod]

Yeah, of COURSE! Best do it with a sleezy joke like "yeah, I've just got too much bulk in my drawer, I can never fit all of my supplies in it. Do YOU know what I mean??" Then he might say something like he is really hung too and maybe you guys should go on a boss/employee bonding trip up in the mountains next week or something. There you guys can fuck like rabbits and hell, fuck all of the local woodland creatures together. This looks promising!!!

 

[crescendo69]

Okay I have a dilemma here, I have just started a new job and wondered if I should tell my Boss that I am hanging 9?

This is your boss. Please report immediately to the employee locker room.:wink:

 

[B_henry miller]

I definitely think you should. In fact, I think this question should be on every job application.