do monkeys and apes wank??

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  1. oldbill

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    I wonder if monkeys and apes wank , anyone know ??? if this is the wrong place for this post would a moderator please let me know!!
     
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    Don't spend much time at zoos, do you?
     
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    no I dont think I have been to one in 40 years. I presume you are indicating they do???
     
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    Yeah, they do: a lot.
     
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    I was in Disney 2 years ago at Animal Kingdom. There we were...about 70 people standing at the monkey area...in the happiest place on earth...watching these 2 monkey's jack off. they were watching eachother!!!! it was hysterical to hear the little kids say "Mom, what are the monkeys doing" and the mom's say "let's keep walking honey" while the dad's were laughing their asses off!
     
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    The last time I was in Costa Rica we were hiking in a Cloud Forest and our guide kept warning us not to get close to the Howler monkeys that were following us along on the vines above us. The males kept jerking off overhead and two women in our group thought it would be great to get some close up shots of them so they walked up underneath them to zoom in closer. The males began to shriek loudly and the guide said, yet again, "Please, I'm asking you to stay away from them. They're terrible, um, jokers!" but the women were having none of it. The other 4 of us began backing even further away. Suddenly, the largest male turned around and shit into his hand and flung it onto the head of the closest woman with the camera. She began to scream at the top of her lungs but it was too late. The canopy above erupted as 10 or 12 monkeys simultaneously began to shit, howling, and throw it all over the two women below who were running back and forth as though they were targets in a pinball gallery. It was the funniest thing I have ever, ever seen.

    Well, this started out as a monkey masturbation answer....
     
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    I was the caretaker of three squirrel monkeys in a zoo at Millbrook, my prep school. One day a young girl of 13 and her mother came in. The girl was a prospective student on a tour of the zoo after their interview. The girl was dressed in a suit with matching hat, white stockings, and matching navy blue Mary Janes. I was cleaning my cage and so the monkeys were running around the building having fun out of the cage for a bit. This was normal procedure in the monkey house and the building was designed for it so it didn't occur to me to mention anything other than to please keep the door closed.

    Well Caesar took a liking to the girl. He liked her so much he ran up the side of one cage and leaped onto the girl, ran down her arm and then mounted her hand which she had closed into a fist. Did you know that squirrel monkeys have really long penises for their size? They do! Well Caesar started humping this girls hands with a huge grin on his face making loud, "EEH! EEH! EEH!" sounds. The horrified mother screamed, the girl screamed, and then started shaking her arm up and down shouting, "GET HIM OFF! GET HIM OFF!" I laughed a bit at the irony of that comment and calmly advised her to stop pumping her arm up and down and just be quiet and he'll stop. She didn't listen. Caesar just kept humping her fist until he blapped in her palm, jumped off her, and then ran back into his cage, up the wire grating, produced another erection, and then urinated in a lovely arcing stream all over the mother who I was trying to pull away from the cage precisely because Caesar had a pattern of this kind of behavior. By this time the girl was in tears, the mother deeply shocked, and I advised the girl to come with me in back to wash her hands. She followed me but then ran out again when she saw a bucket of dead chicks defrosting in the sink. It was not a good day for this family and I felt bad so I apologized and called the other two monkeys back to their cage and locked them in. I wet a paper towel and brought it to the girl so she could clean-up but the damage was done.

    Unfortunately, the girl then decided she would much rather look at the very cute capuchin sitting on the floor of the opposite cage. The capuchin's name was Phoebe and she was absolutely darling and sweet and delightful.... with men. Phoebe did not like girls at all. In fact, Phoebe hated girls and she was sadistic about it. Yet again, and you'd think this girl would have listened, I advised her not to get close to the cage. But Pheobe was no dope. She reached her arm out, doing her blower's cramp mouth gesture of, "ooh! ooh!" while grasping. Her eyes would be big and sweet and she'd look oh-so-innocent. The girl got a little closer and then Phoebe reached down into the girl's pocket where she fished around for whatever was in it. The girl was delighted and was laughing at Phoebe's charming antics and like every other victim, she moved a little closer. Doing that is Pheobe's cue. That's when she takes whatever she's gotten and drops it right on the floor just outside the cage. Naturally, anyone who doesn't know any better bends over and picks-up whatever was dropped. This girl moved to bend over and I told her not to do that and just as her mother thought I wasn't that stupid and began to reiterate what I said, Phoebe reached out, grabbed the girl's hat, and began shouting as she tried to pull the hat through the cage. The girl screamed again because there was an elastic chin strap on the hat and it was caught on her chin. Phoebe kept reaching for the girl's hair but didn't get it (thankfully). That angered Phoebe no end so she tried to bite the hat instead and tore a few chunks out of it before I was able to pull the hat away from her.

    Needless to say, this girl elected not to attend to Millbrook. I actually hope she didn't get in. She was a bit too precious for the kind of school Millbrook is.
     
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    Pheobe and Caesar sound like my kinda folk. I've always loved horrifying the unsuspecting.
     
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    When I was a little kid we use to go to the Milwaukee County Zoo a lot. On Monkey Island, you could see 10 or 20 monkeys wanking at any given time. My grandmother always tried to steer us to the tigers or snakes or whatever. Anything but Monkey Island! My little brother and I always managed to escape and they would find us hanging on the fence laughing at the monkeys wanking and humping.
     
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    thanx everyone for the great posts, all very interesting!!!
     
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    i worked at the brookfield zoo in naperville, and the first thing everyone told me was, be careful about this one tiger, and watch the hell out for the chimpanzees. because apparently this one figured out how the doors opened and closed, so he stuck a brach between the lock, so that it wouldnt close all the way, then he rushed in and pushed over the zookeeper so that he could get the food, luckily, she was fine, but it could have been bad. anyway it was pretty nuts because these two chimps were both having sex with the same girl, so they would be fighting all the time, until the finally separated them.
     
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    I can just hear her now, "Oh honey, she is just cleaning him!"

    All monkeys, chimps, and whatever do is jackoff and fuck. Isn't it the Bobo that scientists study in order to discover more about human behavior?
     
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    You see, they are not stupid. They know orgasm is better when something is passing by the prostate!
     
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    The Bonobo, who have sex in the missionary position unlike every other ape and humans.
     
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    I think it's just animal cruelty that we don't give butt plugs to those in captivity.
     
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    thanks Jason! Damn laptop keyboard! :biggrin1:
     
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    Yes monkey loves wank too.
    They push their foreskin back ...rub their cockhead ...stroke the shaft.
    Their favourite are push foreskin back ...just like uncircumcised guys do ...
     
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    they definitely do. There was a study done a few years back on how male monkeys responded when birth control was given to female monkeys. Birth control apparently masks natural pheromones so the males couldn't tell which monkeys were females. So they began to wank it more and rape each other...now you know
     
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    No idea but pigs do according to a friend who worked on a farm.
     
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