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Do people really use tissues to clean up?

Discussion in 'The Healthy Penis' started by D_JuanAFock, Jul 19, 2010.

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Do you use tissues to clean up?

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  1. D_JuanAFock

    D_JuanAFock Banned

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    I was curious, does anybody actually use tissues to clean up after masturbating? I ask this because it just seems like I could go through a whole box in a week easily if I tried to use them. I have no clue about "average" amounts of cum or how much I cum, but it definitely doesnt seem like it could be enough.
     
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    yes i use kitchen paper - much more absorbent!!!
     
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    My cum is thick and a little sticky so tissues just make a bigger mess. I think some guys can use them if their semen is thinner.
     
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    triple ply toilet paper

    much better than tissues
     
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    Sometimes I just let it dry on my tummy. But yes I use tissue.
     
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    At home----absorbent paper kitchen sheets----from a roll.:smile:
    Excellent for most purposes.
     
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    No I usually have to use an industrial size string mop!
     
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    I usually have to redecorate the room; mercifully I only blow once annually :D
     
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    Tissues are the worst thing for the job, imo. In addition to being too skimpy and flimsy to handle anything more than a wee load, tissues stick to my willie when it has cum on it. Then I need something to clean off the tissue.
     
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    tissues are the worst thing you could use. they are such a mess. i use my old hanes t shirts.
     
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    towel or shirt usually. Agreed with the last 2 people- tissues are the worst!
     
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    Cum towels exist for a reason, people! Use 'em!

    I agree with ST: they're too flimsy for the job.
     
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    Jumping in the shower afterward does the trick for me.
     
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    i wouldn't mind cleaning it up for you :wink:
     
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    I have dedicated hand towels because I never immediately get up to shower and it starts running down the sides of my body. Problem is the hand towel still leaves little stickies or clumps so still have to shower. I need someone to eat my cum and save on my laundry bills!
     
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    paper towel or a towel...great vid man lots of cum...think you squirt more than I do
     
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    Two tissues work ok. During my excessive teen years when I whacked for 2-3 times a day, I deposited my tissues in a wastebasket in the bathroom I shared with my brother. The cleaning lady told my mom one time - "your boys sure go through a lot of Kleenex each week". To which my mom replied, "yes, Shay has a lot of sinus problems." My brother and I laughed so hard. Yeah, Mom, sure.
     
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    Man what tree wasters you guys are. I just have the old towel i reuse and wash. I care about my environment. haha
     
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    Mine too is too thick for tissues and I'd have to get a second job to pay for them, he he. A small towel is far more practical.

    A mouth, even my own, would be even better. (mmm, I'll have to take up yoga.)
     
  20. D_JuanAFock

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    I dunno, I dont have the thickest of cum and I would just have to use an enormous amount of tissues (which is why I use an old towel). Paper towels might work OK though I suppose.
     
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