Do people really use tissues to clean up?

[arthur]

I just catch it inside my foreskin then walk to the bathroom or wherever and plop it in the sink

Now there's talent for ya...;-) Where's Piers Morgan when ya need him!??!

 

[JacquesValue]

I usually cum in my hand and slurp it down, that is if I don't shoot right into my mouth.

 

[Endued]

Pro-tip: place a tissue where you're about to empty your load, then when done wrap it up and bin/flush it. No fuss, no muss.

 

[Sergeant_Torpedo]

If the cats around I wipe mine on the moggie, otherwise the designer drapes come in handy.

 

[Scot22]

I'm reliably told the detergent manufacturers are hastily devising a simple,quick,easy to use cum remover.
Will sell like hotcakes,and is being branded as----funny that---I've forgotten the name.
Any suggestions?:biggrin1:

Great,and varied suggestions.Promise I'll try them all----except the sandpaper one.

 

[D_Sparroe Spongecaques]

Baby wipes and so does my bf.

 

[thetramp]

I'm reliably told the detergent manufacturers are hastily devising a simple,quick,easy to use cum remover.
Will sell like hotcakes,and is being branded as----funny that---I've forgotten the name.
Any suggestions?:biggrin1:

I'd name it Jizzard

 

[Scot22]

I'd name it Jizzard

By jove you've got it!
Jizzard,Jizzard,Jizzard.:wink:
Are you in advertising?

 

[Getting9]

Fortunately where I live we get 3 ply mens tissues which work well. In the bedroom I use white towels-sheet size.

 

[thetramp]

By jove you've got it!
Jizzard,Jizzard,Jizzard.:wink:
Are you in advertising?

Lol, i am not but i can tell if i made a commercial for Jizzard it would contain a squirting magic wand.

 

[JaimeB]

much better and quicker just to eat it... leaves no evidence, no snail trails, etc.

 

[JaimeB]

I just let it dry on my underwear.

not a bad idea either

 

[pocketking]

I just grab a tissue before I finish and cum into that. Then it only takes one or two tissues to wipe up what ever is left on my dick. And as long as I don't ball it up tightly, it usually doesn't seem through to bad.

 

[gaias_pet]

My wife prefers penetration to masturbation or oral sex but I have severe premature ejaculation and usually cum in about 5 strokes or less, leaving her quite unsatisfied, so she rarely allows me to have sex with her. When I need release - rather than allowing me to cum inside her and leave a "nasty mess" (as she calls it) in her vagina - she usually makes me masturbate into my trusty crusty cum sock instead. After several months of use, it is now quite stained and starched with my dried semen.

 

[goldmine]

Tide Now with cum stain remover !

 

[collegexander]

Yes! I always have 2. One to catch the cum in a little basket. And then another to wipe up the leftovers. Although the first one is usually kinda soggy by the time I'm done shooting...

 

[B_RedDude]

Nope. Hot washcloth or "Wet Ones" that I keep in my bedside table, or don't bother to clean up at all.

 

[B_Tonnie]

Personally i think tissues are hopeless, wet-wipes are better!!!!!!!!!!
Failing that, i just rip the pillow case of the spare pillow and come on that.

 

[Takenachance]

Paper towels work best for me!

 

[AverageJon]

I used to use tissue, but well on occassion I would get lazy and just use a pair of dirty boxers since they were closer, and slowly but surely I now use my dirty underwear 100% and I haven't looked back since!