Do Preachers Surf ??

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  1. ghb69

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    A young minister and his wife are assigned to a parish in a small coastal town. After several weeks there the minister decides that he has to get more young people to come to church. after dicussing it with his wife he decides to give a sermon on surfing, and his wife says that she will back him on it, knowing that the old church ladies will like the topic.

    So the minister announces that next weeks sermon will be on surfing, and all week he practices as his wife urges him on. Sunday morning they get up to go to church and the wife is sick and cannot go.

    With his support not there, and as the church fills up, a dozen or so old church ladies in the front and only 2 or 3 young people in the back he changes his mind. On the spur of the moment he decides to give a sex and marriage sermon that is a sure fire hit with the church ladies.

    After services one of the old ladies invites him to dinner since his wife is not well. Arriving home later that afternoon his wife is sleeping, and he never tells her he changed the sermon.

    The next day while shopping the wife runs into one of the church ladies. To her surprize the church lady tells her how good her husbands sermon was. The church lady then the asks the wife, "how do you feel about the subject"?

    Without hesitating the preacher wife answers, "we only tried it twice once before we were married and once after and he fell off both times".
     
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    Hahahaha!!!!
     
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    cute - have to remember that one!
     
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    Very good. This is the type of "dirty" joke I grew up with my mother telling me.
     
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