Do straight guys cum more?

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  1. Kauri Tree

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    Do straight guys cum more than gays? I know this might sound a silly question to some but the empirical evidence I've been perceiving from reading many threads related to cum volume and/or shooting strength would indicate that this is the case. If you check the various postings in cum related threads and check the poster's profile there's a marked tendency for predominantly straight guys to shoot more and more often. Are they naturally hornier? Do they have more testosterone? Or are they just more open and more prone to exagerate? A penny for your thoughts :tongue: !
     
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    Yeah, because gay guys have SO much sex, that our volume us lower than our straight counterparts who don't have nearly as much sex as we do. :biggrin1:
     
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    Do hairy guys have smaller cocks?

    Are black men bigger?

    Do straight guys cum more?

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    Has everyone been taking pills to become more dense than usual this week?

    *goes off in despair for a while, while contemplating whether bisexuals cum slightly less than straight guys, but more than gay men* :rolleyes:
     
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    Of course.

    I have learned over the years that Straight guys shoout about a teacupful 3 times per day on average. The Gays guys shoot the equivalent of a teaspoonful about twice a month. My figures are not very scientific but I know that are am not far out. :smile:
     
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    Alex - the correlation is exact with your stated orientation percentages.

    I no longer have an orientation and so can not cum until I reinstate it.

    Gay virgos cum more on mondays than straight aries do on thursdays - I saw the report.


    It may be a fair question - I don't know. Does testosterone affect your orientation or vice versa , and does testosterone affect semen rather than sperm volumes or the energy that you impart in the cumming - I wouldn't have thought so.
     
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    I'm a lurker who rarely posts, but I was motivated to respond to this question because it is UTTERLY RIDICULOUS.

    However, gay guys do have green blood, grey skin, and large, black eyes beneath these lifelike masks we wear...
     
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    You so do not - otherwise I would be able to pick you out.
     
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    :biggrin1: I fucking love this answer.
     
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    I had sex last night and this morning :nana: - oh god I must be a closet.
     
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    :biggrin1: I fucking love this THREAD!
     
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    After the disaster called making french toast for the first time - thank you for amusing me with such a question :biggrin1:
     
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    Make love, not French Toast. :rolleyes:

    *goes to get that printed on mugs and t-shirts*
     
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    lol seconded. I dont think that a straight guy cums more I think its just if they have a lack of sex itll build up, obviously...
     
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    Yea definelty......me and French toast wont be meeting again for awhile.
     
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    I have a recipe for a baked french toast that will knock your socks off! :tongue:
     
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    Hehe well after I recover from this disaster i'll have to come give it a try............I'll make sure not to wear socks though so they dont get lost :smile:
     
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    So, does this mean that I came more when I thought I was straight then when I thought I was bi than I do now that I know I am gay?!?! Because I am thinking I have been having MORE intense and larger orgasms as of late. But what do *I* know?


    Also, This just in: This Thread is TRASH.
     
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    I agree....

    But you do make a good point, now if you're a gay man thinking you're straight or living the straight life I'd think once you came to the realization that you are gay and get in a gay relationship you would cum more because your whole mind body and soul would be into it. As opposed to only being half there.........
     
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    What if your bisexual? :rolleyes:
     
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    I literally fell off my chair when I read this. Thanks for the giggle.
     
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