Do straight guys let aliens have sex with them?

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Guys if an alien race landed on Earth and they had large penises, would it be OK to have sex with them and still not be gay? Like if the alien sucked your dick and maybe you let him do anal sex with you, you could still be straight right?

If the aliens had smallish heads and didn't seem all that masculine (except for their 10" dicks) you could still have sex with them and not be gay right?
 

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Human? 'Alien'?

These are just terribly old fashioned concepts.

These days we just see it as a gaseous cloud of atoms spread across the galaxy. Some of the gas temporarily clusters into dust and rock and planets and stars and stuff.

But calling some blobs of matter human and some alien is just totally arbitrary.

Let's try to be more inclusive. Less old fashioned and divisive.

Yeah?

:wink:
 

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Human? 'Alien'?

These are just terribly old fashioned concepts.

These days we just see it as a gaseous cloud of atoms spread across the galaxy. Some of the gas temporarily clusters into dust and rock and planets and stars and stuff.

But calling some blobs of matter human and some alien is just totally arbitrary.

Let's try to be more inclusive. Less old fashioned and divisive.

Yeah?

:wink:


Oh no! I'm so sorry. I really didn't mean to offend the aliens, I mean globs of matter, I mean..geez what is the PC thing to call "them"..oh no now I've done it again.

But really though,, you want that 10 inch alien cock don't you!!?
 

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Guys if an alien race landed on Earth and they had large penises, would it be OK to have sex with them and still not be gay? Like if the alien sucked your dick and maybe you let him do anal sex with you, you could still be straight right?

If the aliens had smallish heads and didn't seem all that masculine (except for their 10" dicks) you could still have sex with them and not be gay right?

Depends on what color they are, if they are circumcised or not, AND how many inches you take.

I mean... 5 inches or less...totally straight, but anything over 6 inches in any one of your holes and you're DEFINITELY gay.
 
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Depends if they're hot or not, Daise. :)

There's no 'hard or fast' rule. ;)
 

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Depends on what color they are, if they are circumcised or not, AND how many inches you take.

I mean... 5 inches or less...totally straight, but anything over 6 inches in any one of your holes and you're DEFINITELY gay.

What if you take 5.5 inches but you're watching Duck Dynasty at the time?
 

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Depends if they're hot or not, Daise. :)

There's no 'hard or fast' rule. ;)

You're not supposed to care if they're hot! Its a dick. and a big one. If you're only in it for the sex I think you're straight, but if you start contemplating their hotness....mmmm...I'm thinking thats pretttty gay...just sayin..
 
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The more you deny it the more you are. Everyone knows that, well, almost everyone. :rolleyes:
 
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You're not supposed to care if they're hot! Its a dick. and a big one. If you're only in it for the sex I think you're straight, but if you start contemplating their hotness....mmmm...I'm thinking thats pretttty gay...just sayin..
Pahaha! I'm picky - what can I say? ;)
 

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FINALLY! A thread about important issues.

Everyone knows you're only straight if you only watch lesbian porn, produced, filmed, and directed by a gang of naked women, in a studio, in a building only being leased to women by a woman, AND you only bang Earth women who were born as a woman, and never let another man see you shirtless, and never make eye contact with a man.

Otherwise, you might as well start cross dressing and dick sucking now...

It's a fact.
 

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FINALLY! A thread about important issues.

Everyone knows you're only straight if you only watch lesbian porn, produced, filmed, and directed by a gang of naked women, in a studio, in a building only being leased to women by a woman, AND you only bang Earth women who were born as a woman, and never let another man see you shirtless, and never make eye contact with a man.
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OK but you forgot a really important part. You also have to be really careful about your own dick. Like if it touches you, hangs on your leg or whatever swat it away and tell it "NO!..I'm straight"

Also when you pee make sure not to actually look at it.
 

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Guys if an alien race landed on Earth and they had large penises, would it be OK to have sex with them and still not be gay? Like if the alien sucked your dick and maybe you let him do anal sex with you, you could still be straight right?

I'd be "bonding" with the alien, not having "sex", so of course it's still straight.
 

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Guys if an alien race landed on Earth and they had large penises, would it be OK to have sex with them and still not be gay? Like if the alien sucked your dick and maybe you let him do anal sex with you, you could still be straight right?

If the aliens had smallish heads and didn't seem all that masculine (except for their 10" dicks) you could still have sex with them and not be gay right?

only 10 inch ? they are small ! the avera human penis lenght is 10....
 

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Like ohmigosh! It is just sex people! Why must you go about labeling globs and stuff! Just sit back, fantasize about Sandra Bullock and let the other worldly blobs have their way with you. Geez!
 

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Guys if an alien race landed on Earth and they had large penises, would it be OK to have sex with them and still not be gay? Like if the alien sucked your dick and maybe you let him do anal sex with you, you could still be straight right?

If the aliens had smallish heads and didn't seem all that masculine (except for their 10" dicks) you could still have sex with them and not be gay right?

Why just have a penis when they could have a bunch of tentacles and a pussy? :lmao: