Do straight guys let aliens have sex with them?

[Daisy]

Wait..if the alien probes you (anally) in the name is science then are you gay??

 

[HFOStimmer]

I would let them do anything to me as long as they promised to take me off this planet.
Unless they have small penises. Then I would have to think about it.

 

[blazblue]

Wait..if the alien probes you (anally) in the name is science then are you gay??

Why should it? IT'S SCIENCE!!! :rofl:

 

[Hatt_101]

we cant call this planet Earth though what if the Aliens have been here before we existed and named this rock: [illegible alien language not compatible with our computers] we could be offending them

 

[colgan1999]

ha ha good one

 

[twoton]

The alien could have a dick AND a pussy. One could only hope.

If that were the case, they wouldn't need us.

 

[Matt_x]

Nope not even if its science worthy...

 

[deleted15807]

Wait..if the alien probes you (anally) in the name is science then are you gay??

If he comes and screams YES! YES! YES! then yep he's gay as a goose.

 

[43698]

I have no desire at all to have a penis of human, animal, divine, alien, or otherwise stuck in my body or in my hands. Simply put as a straight man I am
just not wired that way. If this does not reflect anyone else's feelings that is fine. It takes all kinda to make the blue ball spin and the stars twinkle.

 

[bar4doug]

There's no 'hard or fast' rule.

But what if they give it to me 'hard AND fast....'

 

[Ren69]

If they are aliens, technically it is not gay sex.

 

[conntom]

Um.
Yeah...

If there were any available while the human women did them all to no end thereby ending the human race.

 

[223790]

:arms: :biglaugh: :lmao: :clap: :rofl:

I can't tell you how much I have enjoyed this thread. Thanks for the laugh everyone! I'm still wiping the tears out of my eyes. :biggrin1:

 

[Dport]

I'd let E.T. get some of dis here booty.

Alf?...NO!

 

[TomCat84]

Aren't we at LPSG forgetting the most important question: How do these aliens feel about communal/gang showers? Are they towel dancers?

 

[bar4doug]

I'd let E.T. get some of dis here booty.

Alf?...NO!

So what do we call, "Phoning home?"

HA! I kill me.

 

[Calboner]

I wonder how long it will take before we get a new rule on the site banning discussion of sex involving extra-terrestrial beings.

 

[bar4doug]

I wonder how long it will take before we get a new rule on the site banning discussion of sex involving extra-terrestrial beings.

Since men are from Mars and women are from Venus, might as well shut the whole site down...

 

[likespineapple]

If I Pony walks into a barn shaped like a gazebo, turns into a frog, then drinks a gallon of orange juice and moonwalks on a stage, singing "God Bless America," is it still real life?

I don't know, just wondering.

 

[dude_007]

He will. He just won't tell his wife/girlfriend about it.