Do straight guys let aliens have sex with them?

[Daisy]

Speaking of....would you let an alien cum on pictures of your wife/girlfriend?

 

[invisibleman]

Somehow I feel some of my fellow gay men have partnered with aliens to get more straight men. *conspiracytheory*

:smile:

 

[jujube]

Speaking of....would you let an alien cum on pictures of your wife/girlfriend?

No way, José. Letting an alien cum on pictures of your wife or girlfriend would indicate a desire to share something that belongs to you with the alien for the purpose of cementing a friendship. Friendship and love are totally gay!! :crazy2:

On the other hand, a guy and an alien getting off by fucking each other's brains out is just two horny guys trying to bust a nut. 200% straight all the way, man.

 

[Jeanniecd]

I think a new breed of sexual interest would allow straight guys to have sex with aliens. It would be called gayliens. When the straight guy goes home and tells his wife about his day, they can say something like. Honey, they have customs. I extended my hand and the alien place placed his cock in my palm. When I shook it, the alien came.

 

[Daisy]

Thanks for the laughs guys (and gals).

New question...do you think an alien would enjoy a horny ride on a cock extension??

 

[Hatt_101]

i was watching Alf today lol

I'd let E.T. get some of dis here booty.

Alf?...NO!

 

[horseymann]

You know the day is comming. Whether it's gay or not, it would be awfully weird.

 

[Ocine]

Thanks for the laughs guys (and gals).

New question...do you think an alien would enjoy a horny ride on a cock extension??

I think Roger (American dad) would like it !

 

[Cybearia]

Guys if an alien race landed on Earth and they had large penises, would it be OK to have sex with them and still not be gay? Like if the alien sucked your dick and maybe you let him do anal sex with you, you could still be straight right?

If the aliens had smallish heads and didn't seem all that masculine (except for their 10" dicks) you could still have sex with them and not be gay right?

Giggle.

Yup...yup.

Maybe you might be galien though...

 

[qwerty1234567]

Guys if an alien race landed on Earth and they had large penises, would it be OK to have sex with them and still not be gay? Like if the alien sucked your dick and maybe you let him do anal sex with you, you could still be straight right?

If the aliens had smallish heads and didn't seem all that masculine (except for their 10" dicks) you could still have sex with them and not be gay right?

You have nothing better to do?

 

[buster67]

And how do you make the aliens do the anal or a threesome?

 

[Daisy]

Says the guy posting on a big penis board! :-D

 

[223790]

Daisy, pay no attention to qwerty1234567. I think that this thread is hilarious (I was still giggling about it when I went to bed last night). We all need to laugh once in awhile at the absurd. This is a great tongue in cheek jab at the endless "Do straight guys....." threads. People are way to concerned about labels, and is why I don't state a percentage in my avatar. Keep up the humor and know that some of us really enjoy and appreciate it. :smile:

Cheers!

 

[223790]

I wonder how long it will take before we get a new rule on the site banning discussion of sex involving extra-terrestrial beings.

It shouldn't be a problem as long as the extra-terrestrial beings can prove they're over 18 years old. :wink: :biggrin1:

 

[223790]

Aren't we at LPSG forgetting the most important question: How do these aliens feel about communal/gang showers? Are they towel dancers?

Maybe they're force field dancers?

 

[qwerty1234567]

Says the guy posting on a big penis board! :-D

I have 630 posts in over 7 years... you have 6 times that much in 2 less years. So I fail to see your point.

 

[Exbiker]

If an alien can't find it's way home, is it a 'straylian?

Or is that something else?

 

[Daisy]

If an alien can't find it's way home, is it a 'straylian?

Or is that something else?

LOL!! cute

 

[D_Malcolm_MacPudd]

Guys if an alien race landed on Earth and they had large penises, would it be OK to have sex with them and still not be gay? Like if the alien sucked your dick and maybe you let him do anal sex with you, you could still be straight right?

If the aliens had smallish heads and didn't seem all that masculine (except for their 10" dicks) you could still have sex with them and not be gay right?

im gonna play devils advocate here, but if it has a penis....yes its gay to fuck it. lol

 

[Ocine]

So when a man fuck with a male animal that mean hes gay ? because they have penis too !