Do straight guys let aliens have sex with them?

[buster67]

So when a man fuck with a male animal that mean hes gay ? because they have penis too !

Go fuck a wallaby and check back in to let us know .

 

[invisibleman]

New question...do you think an alien would enjoy a horny ride on a cock extension??

Hive minds think alike.

 

[8barblues]

Hilarious..... This thread brings to mind everything that's great, and everything that's rediculous about this forum.... A piece of genius daisy, ( and all the hilarious posts that followed) ....nice...lol

 

[Ren69]

This is what I think about alien sex:

 

[Ocine]

Go fuck a wallaby and check back in to let us know .

That is your idea, so do it yourself

 

[D_Malcolm_MacPudd]

So when a man fuck with a male animal that mean hes gay ? because they have penis too !

uhh....yea of course. duh. penis=penis

 

[sodominsane]

FINALLY! A thread about important issues.

Everyone knows you're only straight if you only watch lesbian porn, produced, filmed, and directed by a gang of naked women, in a studio, in a building only being leased to women by a woman, AND you only bang Earth women who were born as a woman, and never let another man see you shirtless, and never make eye contact with a man.

Otherwise, you might as well start cross dressing and dick sucking now...

It's a fact.

why would you be watching porn.....to masterbate.....and TOUCH your dong?.....you are soooooo gay

 

[Daisy]

uhh....yea of course. duh. penis=penis

Let's just face it. Penis = gay

 

[Kotchanski]

Let's just face it. Penis = gay

Are you coming out as gay now Daisy? I've heard you like penis!

 

[Daisy]

Do you know how many times I've been accused of being a gay man in a woman's body??

Oh well...I'll take it

 

[Kotchanski]

Oh well...I'll take it

That's what, erm, he? said! :tongue:

 

[LurkJerk]

I think that would qualify as bestiality, really. So...

 

[D_Malcolm_MacPudd]

Let's just face it. Penis = gay

male have sex with another penis=gay. There is no way around it. Thats not kinda gay, thats legit gay. lol even if he is an alien. Its a dingdong

 

[Daisy]

male have sex with another penis=gay. There is no way around it. Thats not kinda gay, thats legit gay. lol even if he is an alien. Its a dingdong

Yes but to the purists ANY penis is gay. You can't look at a penis, think about a penis, talk about a penis or guess what? You're............drum roll please..............GAY!

 

[KIKEMAN29]

I had sex once with an illegal alien. He sure had a big head

 

[Daisy]

I had sex once with an illegal alien. He sure had a big head

Illegal alien? Then that means youre definitely not gay.

 

[ManofThunder]

After much thought, I've concluded that reading this thread has turned me 100% gay for female, penis-wielding aliens.

 

[Popyuu]

After much thought, I've concluded that reading this thread has turned me 100% gay for female, penis-wielding aliens.

I KNOW RIGHT!

 

[Serial Kisser]

I'm pretty sure it's only gay if you swallow, alien species or not.

 

[185248]

I heard their alien juju was deadly toxic if swallowed. But if you rub it on your own cock each day it enlarges it to 10". Cost's only $100.00 per day available for a limited time only.