Do straight guys let aliens have sex with them?

[Matt_x]

I heard their alien juju was deadly toxic if swallowed. But if you rub it on your own cock each day it enlarges it to 10". Cost's only $100.00 per day available for a limited time only.

:haha: Get ur juju juice while supplies last!!

*Sets a convenient stand*

 

[798686]

Speaking of....would you let an alien cum on pictures of your wife/girlfriend?

Depends. Is their jizz green?

 

[Guy-jin]

Hey come on Daisy, didn't you know that literally everyone is bisexual. It's true. And that means they would all love, deep down, a huge alien penis in their pooper. Because they're all bisexual. Even the straight ones are bisexual, they just don't want to admit it because they're bigots. They don't want to admit their desire for ten inch alien peener in their bungbungs because they're bigots. That's all there is to it.

Straight guys are just bisexual guys who hate aliens. It's true facts, ma'am.

 

[185248]

I spose one should ask aliens first if they prefer to insert their 10"s into bottoms or if they prefer vaginas. One might have to wait for Daisy to have her way first.

I can't imagine them turning up after a long flight from somewhere and asking on first contact... "Take me to your bottom". Well, then again if they were in a space navy, been 'out there' for a while, they might be up for a bit of human bott-bott.

Then again, again, I'd look at picks of their dicks if they became members of LPSG.

 

[Daisy]

I spose one should ask aliens first if they prefer to insert their 10"s into bottoms or if they prefer vaginas. One might have to wait for Daisy to have her way first.

I can't imagine them turning up after a long flight from somewhere and asking on first contact... "Take me to your bottom". Well, then again if they were in a space navy, been 'out there' for a while, they might be up for a bit of human bott-bott.

Then again, again, I'd look at picks of their dicks if they became members of LPSG.

If they become members the mods will have to create yet another forum for "Ask an Alien"

 

[horseymann]

And what kind of question would you ask an alien? They probably look at you like your crazy!

 

[ThatFellaUK]

Umm. Fuck is up with this thread?!

Legally, if you bang an alien, you're a sexual criminal.

Plus if its anything like ET, I think I'd much prefer just getting wasted on beer and stumbling around while reciting letters of the alphabet repeatedly.

 

[Redwyvre]

There might already be some aliens lurking on LPSG. Why not? Of course, I loved watching the Coneheads on SNL and Laraine Newman as Connie Conehead was the bomb. She dated straight guys. Did that make them gay? I don't know. Then again I know I can't know everything.

 

[Serpentlike]

This might be the funniest thing I have seen on here.

 

[cjibhstcszjb]

What about shape-shifters who start off as female and then turn to male? Is that gay or straight or bi? Or is this shape-shifter transgendered by definition which makes you not really straight or gay?

 

[birocker]

yes, since they are as air !

 

[Matt_x]

What about shape-shifters who start off as female and then turn to male? Is that gay or straight or bi? Or is this shape-shifter transgendered by definition which makes you not really straight or gay?

I think the lizards can answer that..

 

[cjibhstcszjb]

if you have sex involving an appendage of an alien which human's don't have.... Is that gay or straight? How many bases is it? Is it anal, vaginal, oral, mutual masturbation? Is it cheating if you are in a relationship with a human?

 

[Daisy]

What about shape-shifters who start off as female and then turn to male? Is that gay or straight or bi? Or is this shape-shifter transgendered by definition which makes you not really straight or gay?

Good thinking! Also if you get visited by an Incubus during your sleep does that make you gay?

 

[Daisy]

Bumping. Because...well apparently this issue is not settled.

 

[Popyuu]

Bumping. Because...well apparently this issue is not settled.

Are we talking mass effect aliens here? Cause a few..well..lets just say "we'll bang ok?"

 

[Mr Ed in Mass]

Once you go alien,you never go back.

 

[Mr Ed in Mass]

What happens in the space ship,stays in the space ship

 

[Hatt_101]

Are we talking mass effect aliens here? Cause a few..well..lets just say "we'll bang ok?"

Ooo the asari those aliens can get it especially liara

 

[Daisy]

Ooo the asari those aliens can get it especially liara

nerd alert!