Originally posted by ashlar+Dec 20 2004, 02:53 PM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(ashlar @ Dec 20 2004, 02:53 PM)</div><div class='quotemain'><!--QuoteBegin-Freddie53@Dec 20 2004, 02:01 PM
Some threads really get intersting. I love these definnitions that if you do it with two of something it makes you gay, straight, bi or whatever.
I need to know since we are defining things, I have done it with my hand before. It is true. I need to confess. Yes, I used my hand on more than two ocassions. Now I need to know what does that make me. I guess I am in love with my hand. Does size matter about the hand? I mean I only have two of them and they are the same szie. I don't really know if size of the hand matters.
Some one let me know. Am I straight, bi, gay or something else? I have read that 90 percent of men have had sex with their hand and the other ten percent or lying. Don't know if it is true.
Please hurry with your answers. I am really traumatised about this. Just when I had decided what I was sexually and then this new definition has come up and really messed me up.
I sure hope that they have internet at the state mental hospital so I can read your answers on this. I hope I won't have to stay long.
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I think if the extent of sexual relations is limited souly to that of acts of self manipulation, one would be termed as asexual. So by definition, twice masturbation leads one to partial asexuality though perhaps suppressed. Are you uncomfortable with your desires to masturbate Freddy?
Thank you for having the sense of humor to join in.
*laughing to bits over here*
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Oh Ashlar, for lo these many years pretty near nigh to 40 years I have been in blissfull happeniess, just me and my hand whenever I wanted to. It thought all was OK. But this thread has thrown me into a total sense of despair and depression with this two or over rule.and now you tell me I am asexual. And I can't find my vagina. I know it has to be here somewhere being asexual and all. should one breat be large and the other normal for a guy. Difficult questions.
The white pady wagon is supposed to be here in moment. I could have gone to an institution run by the religious right. My hands would have been cut off to make sure I don't ever engage in such sexual mischief again. But, alas, a benefactor has opened an mental instution for members of this forum.
In a few weeks, I will be able to learn that masturbastion is Ok after all, anyplace anytime so they tell me. Not sure about church though.
I'll have to write about those experiences after I have been "reprogrammed. The two or over rule only applies to three times up to ten times. Well I have exceeded that number some nearly 40 years ago. So I am going to be OK. I am notgoing to be tarred and feathered after all. I am sure you got that information. Count up, you may be OK after all.
Thanks for your concern. I know you would have flown here to see me and help me through this most difficult situation. But I am going to make it after all.
It is noble for me to be a trail blazer in this new sexual world created by this thread. Someone had to take the lead. That is what us old seasoned guys are for. To help. There is work to do. All the magazines and media need to be contacted and informed of our new "two times" rule. Please sign up and help get the word out. The movie industry really needs to know. I am sure a wonderful movie on this can be made. Who knows, Ashlar, you might be able to star in it.
All I can say is if I am in the movie. they had better get the footage right the first time. The days of me "reinacting the scene" several times in one night is over, or maybe for the week. Tis the life of a 53 year old man.
PS. Ashlar, if you are having psycological problems over having has sex more than twice with a woman and like me have discovered you have broken the "two times" rule, I am here for encourage and advice. I know you will be able to make it. I am already better and the paddy wagon isn't even here yet.
