This is neither here nor there, but this thread reminds me of something me and my friends do from time to time. It started one morning when we were talking about the partyy the night before and they were talking about something (not sure what), and I was blankly staring at the wall, remembering a friend's really really tight dress.
"Did anyone check out C____'s areola peeking out of her top?"
Hushed silence.
"Uhm, sorry about that, I wasn't paying attention to what everyone was talking about, but GODAMN she's got huge areolas!"
I think that got the most laughs that morning. So much so, that now anytime anyone wants to change the subject in mid-conversation, we just shout, "Areola!" as a warning that the train's about to derail.