Do woman really do that?

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  1. bobg4400

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    Do women really masturbate using vegetables like cucumbers and things or is that another myth/fantasy/fetish dreamt up by the porn industry?
    I was just wondering after seeing this making the rounds on facebook again.
     
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    I am sure some do but most don't
     
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    Personally, no. I'd worry about food items breaking off inside me and causing infection or requiring a trip to the emergency room. Ew.
     
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    i never have. always just used fingers or toys.
     
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    No way. Think about it, can't really disinfect a vegetable. Think of someone touching it with their hands and who knows what else they touched with their hands and didn't wash. Toys you can disinfect. Toss em in the dishwasher or boiling water.
     
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    I would worry about the pesticides.
     
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    i'm vegetarian.. not that vegetarian :rolleyes:

    *read facebook kitchen-wank story*
    Barnum was right.


    if ya gonna go organic-gasmic put a condom on ya cuke.
    this is a safety tip brought to by boredom.
     
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    It was a true story. The carrot nicked her, and the vigorous thrusting is what forced air in there.

    It's a total freak occurrence, but it's a true story.
     
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    nope, nobody died from masturbating with a carrot.

    1000 Ways makes up/combines stories to get a "real" death.

    like the HSN guy fell off a ladder? that happened. is a real story, what didn't happen.. that same dude didn't catch on fire in an adult onsie.

    the vagina is designed to take a lil bit of pounding. maybe the pointy end could tear the vaginal wall, cause bleeding. maybe she had an underlying medical condition. a woman might be allergic to carrots :tongue1:

    air embolisms are not easy to fall into.
    even more difficult working with the vagina.


    eta: masturbation with a very hard object might dislodge an IUD, causing shearing/scraping away of the endometrium. something like the placenta detaching during pregnancies *is were the oral sex can kill pregnant ladies urban myth began*. but i think death would require an insane stack of up of back luck. hormones softening the cervix, carrot hitting the cervical os just right. *ponders* probably a tilted uterus to boot.
     
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    *chomps carrot loudy*
    "Ehhhhhhhhh, whats up doc?"
     
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    Wouldn't she stopped masturbating when she started bleeding everywhere?
    Plus there'd be pain.
     
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    Seriously, though. I've heard that if you do something like masturbate with a bottle, something that is open at only one end, and can create a vacuum, that can be serious trouble, as then the vacuum seal can do some serious damage.

    Otherwise, schlick away!
     
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    Not me, but I've never been afraid to enter an adult bookstore to buy toys. I imagine that anyone who resorts to improvising like that might be prudish about actually obtaining real sex toys.
     
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    1. men use veggies too like eggplants. 2. the carrott thing was probably an infection. pple we have 'air' in our blood oxygen and carbondioxide. so something is missing from that story. poor girl tohough/
     
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    Why did the neighbor's dog eat a rotting cucumber? Am I just dense?
     
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