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  1. the_1homie

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    im just wondering do women ever pass gas? i know its odd but women say thats not lady like and was wondering then do they must not do it? or do they surpress it? or do it in secret? can someone plz shed some light on this?
     
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    Dude, you're not exposed to too many women in your life are you?

    It's biologically impossible for a woman NOT to pass gas. It's a natural part of the digestive process.

    Now, whether or not she admits it is a different story.
     
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    Cyberczar, you know perfectly well we ladies do not pass gas. :tongue: I have been known to occassionally emit a lovely lavendar scent from my posterior though, after a particularly greasy meal. :rolleyes::biggrin1:
     
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  5. Mandee

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    lol Nj you crack me up!!

    Yes, women do pass gas... for some reason I always seem to let out a little one when I sit down to pee (and this only happens in public bathrooms) - I absolutely hate this!!

    However, I have taught myself how to fart silently (and I can burp silently too) and I don't fart around people... no one likes the smell of fart!!
     
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    If you 69 one woman, or many women, enough times, you will on occasion notice gaseous emanations, nasally.
     
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    your question sounds like if you pass gas more than you pass a talk!
     
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    I dont fart and my shit dont stink :wink:
     
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    farting is still funny to me.. why did this have to be brought up again.... ROFL
     
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    My Mom told me girls don't fart...they BLOOM. I believe her.

    ...OB
     
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    Yes, they fart. And they have smelly ones, too. I used to work with a woman who would do the smelliest ones. And I know it was her because there were only two of us and it wasn't me. We didn't share an office that long which was a good thing. Animals fart, too.


    :fart: :fart: :fart:
     
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    Yes they fart and some of their farts stink like hell.
     
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    And then there is the dreaded fanny fart which tends to happen when the woman has been in a position with her butt up (doggie and wheelbarrow)
    and she cums.
    All that air that has been pistioned into her gets pushed out in a rush.
     
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    Women tend to be very skilled in the art of Crop Dusting...i.e. the act of being in a fairly spacious public place, rip one on the sly, and leave the stench and misery to those left in her wake. (See shopping malls, grocery stores, etc)

    I think it's funny as hell. Farts are just plain funny. I will never outgrow being overcome by uncontrollable laughter that some spontaneous flatulence can bring.

    ...OB
     
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    Me either! It's so funny!
     
  16. Principessa

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    ROTFLMAO :lmao:

    Your mother is very intelligent. Did she also tell you we don't sweat, we glow. :smile:
     
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    lol...women do, but you NEVER hear it or smell it. i don't know what the hell is up with that.
     
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    :lmao:

    i think they're hilarious too :biggrin1:
     
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    On the contrary, I do hear, smell and sometimes laugh about their farts.:biggrin1:

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    And when they go to the restroom together, (coz they always go in pairs) its to put on make-up and stuff. There are no toilets in a women's restroom.
     
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