Do Women Like a Dirty, Sweaty Guy?

[HiddenLacey]

I'll tell you what happened to them -- women!! LOL. First your wife or girlfriend makes you shave your balls and it's all downhill from there. :wink: Before you know it you're waxing your chest and plucking your eyebrows -- you're a Metrosexual. And while you're busy looking like Ken, she's having a hell of a good time with GI Joe.

Hey -- Mattel ought to come out with a Cuckold Ken doll. Package Barbie, Ken, and GI Joe together. GI Joe would be the bull of course and lucky Barbie gets to take cute manicured Ken to art galleries and wine tastings, and then gets ravished by GI Joe while she makes Ken cook them dinner. Somebody needs to do a video in stop motion animation of that and post it!! Instant worldwide fame.

Lmao stop it you are horrible. I've never asked anyone to shave anything. While Im not to keen on the jungle look, hair on a mans chest, and groin is very attractive. Lets not forget to say their head. You can't have them all Mr Hotness. I like men that work outside. Rodeo, construction, the feedstore guy in the back.:biggrin1: All women are not like that. I'd go for the guy with the pickup truck before the guy in the sports car.

 

[Tattooed Goddess]

I can answer that question for you Sweetie (hopefully you're not one of those women who are offended by being called Sweetie ).......

Many of the sex manuals (hey, I take this stuff seriously!) that I read say that semen smells like cut grass. So I'm guessing it's just your female programming reacting the way it should.

cut grass smells alot better than the flour + bleach smell his smells like.

 

[HazelGod]

cut grass smells alot better than the flour + bleach smell his smells like.

Mine occasionally has that bouquet of pancake batter, but that's only when I've eaten a lot of dairy and haven't had enough water.

 

[earllogjam]

Depends on the guy, some guys smell rank when they sweat especially in the pits and that is a big turn off. Some guys have more BO than others. Not into BO here - musky man smell, yes. I hate guys with sour unwashed hair smell, that goes double for yeasty smelling pubic hair. Kvetch.

I suppose it's all chemistry and what smells you find sexually arousing.

There is also something sexy about the smell of a freshly showered guy.

 

[BigDallasDick8x6]

cut grass smells alot better than the flour + bleach smell his smells like.

Tell him to eat lots of pineapple / drink pineapple juice and see what that does. That's supposed to be the # 2 thing to make it taste better. I'm blanking out on the # 1 thing at the moment but it's pretty famous so you probably already know about it. If not, someone else will tell us. I need sleep.

 

[petite]

Tell him to eat lots of pineapple / drink pineapple juice and see what that does. That's supposed to be the # 2 thing to make it taste better. I'm blanking out on the # 1 thing at the moment but it's pretty famous so you probably already know about it. If not, someone else will tell us. I need sleep.

There's a number #1 thing that makes it taste better?

 

[D_Sparroe Spongecaques]

<- is more than a bit sweaty and dirty from working on the house & yard right now...

Good good,wifey likes that:tongue:

 

[cklover]

Just when I think straight women are hopelessly vanilla, I get to read stuff like this!:biggrin1::tongue: MMMMMMMMMM for dirty, sweaty men!

 

[petite]

Seriously, other than pineapple and pineapple juice, what is the #1 thing that makes semen taste better?

I'm just curious. I've never had a problem with the taste of TheBoyfriend's semen. :tongue:

 

[HiddenLacey]

Seriously, other than pineapple and pineapple juice, what is the #1 thing that makes semen taste better?

I'm just curious. I've never had a problem with the taste of TheBoyfriend's semen. :tongue:

Ok where is the answer to this? I think semen taste's the same. Kind of like flour or something. Pre-cum is very sweet though.

 

[BigDallasDick8x6]

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[BigDallasDick8x6]

Heard back from my ex. And the # 1 food to eat to improve taste of sperm is ---

CELERY!!

 

[twotimes]

My g/f seems to like it. Smelling like diesel is apparently very manly. I haven't tried keeping some around as a splash on but maybe i should.

 

[B_subgirrl]

My g/f seems to like it. Smelling like diesel is apparently very manly. I haven't tried keeping some around as a splash on but maybe i should.

Not for me - my dad is a diesel mechanic. To me diesel just smells like my dad. Not very sexy :smile:

 

[petite]

My g/f seems to like it. Smelling like diesel is apparently very manly. I haven't tried keeping some around as a splash on but maybe i should.

I sort of get this. I understand it, I think.

 

[blackbottom2]

My g/f seems to like it. Smelling like diesel is apparently very manly. I haven't tried keeping some around as a splash on but maybe i should.

or drive a truck

 

[molotovmuffin]

Not for me - my dad is a diesel mechanic. To me diesel just smells like my dad. Not very sexy :smile:

Me either....I drive a diesel....not sexy at all...