Do women look penis (crotch men) on the street?

[thisguy805]

I think tarantulas are so pretty! Thankfully I don't come across too many of those here, wouldn't want to kill one. What I AM scared of? Brown recluses! Came across one moving in early May. I had my dad kill it. Or well, my dad killed it. I didn't ask, but I was glad, it was in a box of my stuff and I would have been scared thinking it was gonna come back to bite me

My brother was bit in the face above the eye by brown recluse growing up. He looked like Clausy Moto.

 

[soccerplyr]

Clausy?

 

[918177]

Mouth breathing shit stain?

Seething bucket of dog vomit?

Jasondawgxxx? (sic) Sorry. I just had to. Those who where here will know!

 

[Enid]

Mouth breathing shit stain?

Seething bucket of dog vomit?

Jasondawgxxx? (sic) Sorry. I just had to. Those who where here will know!

OH MAH GAWD!! I remember.

 

[918177]

OH MAH GAWD!! I remember.

Yeah!

That little smegma scraping from a syphlic foreskin.

 

[Tight_N_Juicy]

Just thinking about the "crunch" you would hear and feel when you step on it makes my skin crawl.

No!!! I love them so much, I might cry like an idiot if I ever stepped on one.

I love my creepy friends!

I've seen the movie Arachnophobia too many times growing up. I'm sure thats the reason why I dont like spiders.

Oh, I watched it regularly as a young warthog. I think it may be why I *do* love spiders so much lol. Anaconda may be why I love snakes.

Horror flicks is my shiz.

 

[thisguy805]

young warthog

I was a latchkey kid growing up. All I did was watch horror movies.

 

[Mule]

Why do some guys just not believe what WOMEN are saying? Over and over. Again and again.

Because it doesn't fit with their wildly unrealistic, self-centered, porn-fueled fantasies.

 

[Mule]

B

We need to find a new way to describe nasty fools. Pigs are cute, smart, and don't deserve to be associated with that kind of bullshit.

Creep is a decent descriptive term. It doesn't put down any badass, adorable animal friends.
Doesn't seem harsh enough though...

Suggestions?

Boorish, insecure douchebag.

Boorinsedouche.

 

[MickeyLee]

No!!! I love them so much, I might cry like an idiot if I ever stepped on one.

I love my creepy friends!



Oh, I watched it regularly as a young warthog. I think it may be why I *do* love spiders so much lol. Anaconda may be why I love snakes.

Horror flicks is my shiz.

My Dad's date night babysitter was a stack of horror movie DVDs. I was always disappointed to not find monsters under my bed. *sigh*

One day.. night. I'm finding an OogaBooga.

 

[Tight_N_Juicy]

My Dad's date night babysitter was a stack of horror movie DVDs. I was always disappointed to not find monsters under my bed. *sigh*

One day.. night. I'm finding an OogaBooga.

My crush on you has just increased. Significantly. Didn't know that was possible

Btw... It's Friday the 13th.

 

[MickeyLee]

My crush on you has just increased. Significantly. Didn't know that was possible

Btw... It's Friday the 13th.

Voorhees Day is celebrated with bloody mary's, the last drink of the night is a virgin mary

I'm about a half a cabin's worth of cups into the massacre.

P.S. Co-crushing is the new black

 

[918177]

Voorhees Day is celebrated with bloody mary's, the last drink of the night is a virgin mary

I'm about a half a cabin's worth of cups into the massacre.

P.S. Co-crushing is the new black

Seems like it's high time for a non-mango mosh pit for some femi bonding time.

 

[MickeyLee]

*adds blood red food coloring to the jello mix..... kills time while the jello sets*

 

[918177]

*adds blood red food coloring to the jello mix..... kills time while the jello sets*

I might side on the side and dabble my toes.

I'm a bit fragile today.

 

[MickeyLee]

I might side on the side and dabble my toes.

I'm a bit fragile today.

I need about two more Mary's and my butt is backstroking through the jello, Ms. Bonfire

How goes the ginger beer?

 

[918177]

I need about two more Mary's and my butt is backstroking through the jello, Ms. Bonfire

How goes the ginger beer?

Not suppressing the nausea like it's suppose to damn it.

I got crystalised ginger but I'm just not up for that amount of gingery kick.
Just the thought and my stomach goes...NOPE!