Seems like a good question to ask when there's some anonymity on a board like this. What really impresses you? Volume, distance, or quantity of spurts? For example, if a guy pulls out of missionary and then strokes off: 3 shots over your head, and then kaput. 6 ropes that leave a lake on your belly. 12 modest spurts on your bush, and after 30 seconds you're still not sure he's done.