# Do women really cause problems?

Discussion in 'Et Cetera, Et Cetera' started by Aloha!, Jan 25, 2007.

1. ### Aloha! New Member

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A friend sent me this pseudo-mathamatical proof, and I thought that you might like to see the definative proof that women cause problems!

"To get a woman you need time and money"

woman = time(money)

"Time is money"

time = money, woman = money^2

"Money is the root of all problems"

money = sqrt(problems), money^2 = problems

Therefore:

woman = problems

Ta-dah! I told you I have definative proof! It's even in the form of a proof!
Ooooo.... Aahhhhhh....

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2. ### Wrat New Member

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As mentioned above, in the middle, between the eas
I would say that women cause problems at abou tthe same rate as men do, on average.

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Workin&#039; up a good pot of mad!

Thank you ,sweetie!

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4. ### viking1 Gold Member

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People cause problems. Not just women in particular...men are just as bad.

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5. ### BigPoppaFury Member

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I found it funny.

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6. ### B_Think_Kink New Member

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"To get a man you need good looks and money"

man = good looks(money)

"Good looks is money"

Good looks = money, man = money^2

"Money is the root of all problems"

money = sqrt(problems), money^2 = problems

Therefore:

man = problems

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7. ### D_Thoraxis_Biggulp New Member

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Eh, it was funnier when it ended with = evil. But that's just because I like the absurdness of the quote "the root of all evil."

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8. ### GoneA Gold Member

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*Waits for Mercurialbliss' response*

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1 bottle of full-bodied Beaujolais
1/4 cup of Grand Marnier or Contreau liqueur.
2 tablespoons brandy
1/2 cup orange juice
1 to 2 tablespoons sugar
6 thin orange slices, cut in half
1/2 peach or other seasonal fruit, cut in thin wedges
1 (10 oz) bottle of sparkling water

Combine all ingredients, except sparking water, in a covered container and leave in refrigerator for 4-6 hours. Add sparkling water and pour into glass sangria pitcher. Serve very cold. Serves me and the person sitting in front of me who knows how do math.

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10. ### D_Thoraxis_Biggulp New Member

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Heh, I actually "lol"-ed. Nice.

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11. ### GoneA Gold Member

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LOL ... she shoots; she scores!!

Mercurialbliss:

Thank you,
Me

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12. ### Mr. Snakey Gold Member

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Have we been drinking cleaning products again?

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13. ### Sergeant_Torpedo Gold Member

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This thread could be considered sexist. It is I believe harmless low level humour; as is much of the stuff here in "pseuds' corner". But as always the last laugh is on us poor guys. Women will raise issues because they need to be addressed, men on the whole just like to be the centre of attention and make a fuss about bollocks all. It evens out I guess.

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14. ### D_Kay_Sarah_Sarah Account Disabled

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Your friend would have to be single to get away with that otherwise his wife/gr would have kicked his ass

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15. ### jakeatolla Gold Member

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Geeze, Helen of Troy causes One War, and the entire female
species gets scape-goated. Sheesh.

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16. ### ClaireTalon Gold Member

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Oh god, that joke is so old. You really didn't find it until now? Our lecturer at computing for engineers had presented that one to us in 1981. But it's fun, really. By the way, he used it in a more aggressive way even. He called women the reason of all evil.

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