Do women really cause problems?

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  1. Aloha!

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    A friend sent me this pseudo-mathamatical proof, and I thought that you might like to see the definative proof that women cause problems!

    "To get a woman you need time and money"

    woman = time(money)

    "Time is money"

    time = money, woman = money^2

    "Money is the root of all problems"

    money = sqrt(problems), money^2 = problems

    Therefore:

    woman = problems

    Ta-dah! I told you I have definative proof! It's even in the form of a proof!
    Ooooo.... Aahhhhhh....
     
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    I would say that women cause problems at abou tthe same rate as men do, on average.
     
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  4. viking1

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    People cause problems. Not just women in particular...men are just as bad.
     
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    :rolleyes:

    I found it funny.
     
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    "To get a man you need good looks and money"

    man = good looks(money)

    "Good looks is money"

    Good looks = money, man = money^2

    "Money is the root of all problems"

    money = sqrt(problems), money^2 = problems

    Therefore:

    man = problems
     
  7. D_Thoraxis_Biggulp

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    Eh, it was funnier when it ended with = evil. But that's just because I like the absurdness of the quote "the root of all evil."
     
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    *Waits for Mercurialbliss' response*
     
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  10. D_Thoraxis_Biggulp

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    Heh, I actually "lol"-ed. Nice.
     
  11. GoneA

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    LOL ... she shoots; she scores!!

    Mercurialbliss:

    Please marry me! Please!

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  12. Mr. Snakey

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    Have we been drinking cleaning products again?:rolleyes:
     
  13. Sergeant_Torpedo

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    This thread could be considered sexist. It is I believe harmless low level humour; as is much of the stuff here in "pseuds' corner". But as always the last laugh is on us poor guys. Women will raise issues because they need to be addressed, men on the whole just like to be the centre of attention and make a fuss about bollocks all. It evens out I guess.
     
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    Your friend would have to be single to get away with that otherwise his wife/gr would have kicked his ass
     
  15. jakeatolla

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    Geeze, Helen of Troy causes One War, and the entire female
    species gets scape-goated. Sheesh.:cool:
     
  16. ClaireTalon

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    Oh god, that joke is so old. You really didn't find it until now? Our lecturer at computing for engineers had presented that one to us in 1981. But it's fun, really. By the way, he used it in a more aggressive way even. He called women the reason of all evil.
     
  17. AlteredEgo

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    I thought it was the LOVE of money which is the root of all evil. AMoney is.. well.. neccessary. Period.
     
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