I want to compare my dining room table!
But I'm trying to figure out how to compare two peens. Hmmm. I mean what do I compare. "Oh, that's a cute scar. A little discolored here. Cute mole." Maybe comparing it with my BOB?
:rofl: so far we have determined that Daisy's table is bigger and harder than mine... but mine is more comfortable~~ :tongue:
HOW TO COMPARE PENISES (OR PENII, OR PENISX2.. WHATEVERTHEPLURAL IS)
1. Both guys must be in the same room (therefore you canNOT do it on CAM unless the guys are living together~~)
2. Both guys must be totally naked.. no shirts no shorts... (well you know the drill...)
3. Both guys must be rock hard... no softies... no semis... and it is NOT the judge's job to get you hard~~
4. Rulers must be the same brand, same style... no cheating by cutting off the 1"
5. Both guys must measure exactly the same (I think we are looking to compare to see who is biggest... longest and thickest...) they don't really care who's is the prettiest (which would be what the judge is more interested in ... )
6.... there are too many damn rules to even bother with fucking comparing... so Rule 6 applies... Never EVA ask a girl in chat room to compare your cock with another guy~!~ :biglaugh: