Do/would you bleach your vagina?

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Actually ive been thinking of having my balls bleached. As well as some scrotal botox.

My goal is to have them smooth and white as eggs. I think it would make for a nice contrast.


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Yes, yes, but are they farm fresh? Cuz I heard they have been in a hot environment for 20 years. Not exactly unspoiled.

*Plus there is a mean looking snake guarding them :wink:
 

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so....that's bleached....how do you know? I mean, maybe I am in the minority but I've really not checked out anyone's asshole. I've not really even given mine an up close and personal preview. So....how can you tell that woman is bleached?

Natural assholes arent that neat

for example
http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m2ho2kQEO11r8fl1qo1_500.jpg

See where the pigment bleeds up her crack and back down around to her vagina

thats an unbleached asshole


Yes, yes, but are they farm fresh? Cuz I heard they have been in a hot environment for 20 years. Not exactly unspoiled.

*Plus there is a mean looking snake guarding them :wink:
Ill simply peddle my wares in china. There 100 year old eggs are a delicacy .

ill just sell em at 1/5th the price
 

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Natural assholes arent that neat

for example
http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m2ho2kQEO11r8fl1qo1_500.jpg

See where the pigment bleeds up her crack and back down around to her vagina

thats an unbleached asshole



Ill simply peddle my wares in china. There 100 year old eggs are a delicacy .

ill just sell em at 1/5th the price
See I LIKE that look! I swear its like a flashing neon sign saying, "put on yer lobster bib and dive in!"

and for the rest of yer post :lmao:
 

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Natural assholes arent that neat

for example
http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m2ho2kQEO11r8fl1qo1_500.jpg

See where the pigment bleeds up her crack and back down around to her vagina

thats an unbleached asshole



Ill simply peddle my wares in china. There 100 year old eggs are a delicacy .

ill just sell em at 1/5th the price

oh man, that is something. I had no idea. :eek: I've seen tons of bleached assholes then....heehee....amazing that people do this for...? the look of it? Not sure. But still, cannot be good for you!
 

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oh man, that is something. I had no idea. :eek: I've seen tons of bleached assholes then....heehee....amazing that people do this for...? the look of it? Not sure. But still, cannot be good for you!
To be fair some people have more even or not so dramatic diff in coloraion of ass and asshole.

I don't hold it against them :wink:

Seriously, I just wish people would be happy with what they have, instead of trying ot conform to others but whatever.

Just waiting for the pendulum to swing the other way and for anal and vag darkening to be the rage! lol

*also waiting for Pendlum to swing the other way, lol!
sunshine.. nudist colony.... cooter freckles!?!
*puts on layers of flannel underpants*
Hey freckle s are cute!

No matter where they are...
and hey, ya can always bleach them.. :rolleyes:

LOL
 

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This post disturbs me because I know somewhere down the line there will be something worse.
 

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If it was affordable, safe and took a minimum of effort, I'd bleach mine. I find the idea of my darker bits matching my pinker bits rather appealing.

Having said that, I find the idea of telling women they SHOULD be doing it totally abhorrent.
 

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Is this something like what Michael jackson was doing in later years? Can't be a good idea.
 

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