Do You Actually Want A Larger Cock?

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Ok the Cock Fairy has returned. She was overwhelmed by the number of requests the last time she was here. She has an adjusted offer for you guys. You can have as much as 5 inches any way you’d like: erect length, erect girth, flaccid length, flaccid girth.

However for every 1 inch to your cock you will lose 2 inches in height.

Do you make a deal with the cock fairy? If yes what do you change?

Shout out to @arkie fir the original thread
 

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Actually, I might prefer a bit of a different trade-off. Loose a little girth, gain an inch of length. Right now I'm 8 (real) inches, which isn't bad at all, but I'm so thick that it looks shorter. And, a lot of people can't take my girth. There isn't much you can do about too much girth, but I imagine you could deal with extra length by limiting your strokes.

Then again, maybe not. A friend of mine in San Francisco, a little piggy, and true connoisseur of horse cock (particularly when it was churning his guts), once remarked while playing with my cock "You know, there are bigger dicks, but this one is just perfect!"
 

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I'd like to be an inch longer and an extra inch in girth but my wife says "no".
My ex, who I also sleep with, would be fine with it but my new young side chick says I'm already too big. :-/
 

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I'd like to be an inch longer and an extra inch in girth but my wife says "no".
My ex, who I also sleep with, would be fine with it but my new young side chick says I'm already too big. :-/

This reminds me of the Three Bears fairy tale...This one says too small, that one too big, and this one just right...you have the Goldilocks cock!
 

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This reminds me of the Three Bears fairy tale...This one says too small, that one too big, and this one just right...you have the Goldilocks cock!

lol. Now I have to tell them this
 
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Ok the Cock Fairy has returned. She was overwhelmed by the number of requests the last time she was here. She has an adjusted offer for you guys. You can have as much as 5 inches any way you’d like: erect length, erect girth, flaccid length, flaccid girth.

However for every 1 inch to your cock you will lose 2 inches in height.

Do you make a deal with the cock fairy? If yes what do you change?

Shout out to @arkie fir the original thread
I have an average 5 inches that is not very thick but it satisfies my wife and very people know what size I am. I would not take 2 inches off my 5’11 height for more cock. Everyone sees my height!
 

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Would you give up an inch to gain height?

No I would not, first of all because I love my cock too much to make it smaller (would seriously be a nightmare), and also because I've never had a problem being an average height. I don't really see what the fuss is about being tall.