Do you consider my balls small or average? Wife loves low hanging balls.

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My wife says I have small balls. My left ball is 1 inch and my right is 1 1/2 inches. Do you consider them very small. She thinks so because she says they are to small to slap her ass during sex. What do you think? Are you bigger? She loves low hanging balls for some reason not sure why.
 

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My wife says I have small balls. My left ball is 1 inch and my right is 1 1/2 inches. Do you consider them very small. She thinks so because she says they are to small to slap her ass during sex. What do you think? Are you bigger? She loves low hanging balls for some reason not sure why.

Your wife wants a bull, and not you. If your balls don't hang low, heavy and swell up during sex to slap her clit and wet ass hole, you'd better have a long curved or fat fucking cock buddy.
 
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My wife says I have small balls. My left ball is 1 inch and my right is 1 1/2 inches. Do you consider them very small. She thinks so because she says they are to small to slap her ass during sex. What do you think? Are you bigger? She loves low hanging balls for some reason not sure why.
She's trying to hint that she wants a bigger guy. Bigger balls and probably a bigger cock imo.
Maybe talk to her if she likes the idea of advertising for a suitable guy or guys to join you for mfm 3somes?
 

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My wife says I have small balls. My left ball is 1 inch and my right is 1 1/2 inches. Do you consider them very small. She thinks so because she says they are to small to slap her ass during sex. What do you think? Are you bigger? She loves low hanging balls for some reason not sure why.
Yeah yours are a bit small I’d say. See if these will do
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My wife says I have small balls. My left ball is 1 inch and my right is 1 1/2 inches. Do you consider them very small. She thinks so because she says they are to small to slap her ass during sex. What do you think? Are you bigger? She loves low hanging balls for some reason not sure why.
one of my balls is bigger than both yours put together, so I think your wife is right. Why does she prefer big balls? Probably because she wants to have sex with a proper man. I’d save myself the humiliation and get someone else to do it for you and take up a hobby
 
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one of my balls is bigger than both yours put together, so I think your wife is right. Why does she prefer big balls? Probably because she wants to have sex with a proper man. I’d save myself the humiliation and get someone else to do it for you and take up a hobby
Brutal but honest. The guy has come here for some humiliation in all probability. Might as well say it as it is.
The guy probably doesn't have much in the way of a dick either. He might as well have a proper conversation with her and ask if she wants to get an occasional fucking by someone who's equipped to do so.
 
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Brutal but honest. The guy has come here for some humiliation in all probability. Might as well say it as it is.
The guy probably doesn't have much in the way of a dick either. He might as well have a proper conversation with her and ask if she wants to get an occasional fucking by someone who's equipped to do so.
Yeah realised after id hit return the dudes got 3 posts asking if he’s got small nuts..
 
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one of my balls is bigger than both yours put together, so I think your wife is right. Why does she prefer big balls? Probably because she wants to have sex with a proper man. I’d save myself the humiliation and get someone else to do it for you and take up a hobby

one of my balls is bigger than both yours put together, so I think your wife is right. Why does she prefer big balls? Probably because she wants to have sex with a proper man. I’d save myself the humiliation and get someone else to do it for you and take up a hobby
My balls are also small. You said that yours are bigger than 1 1/2 inches each. That is about my ball size also. So what you are saying your one ball is bigger than my two balls put together? Are you that big?
 
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Your wife wants a bull, and not you. If your balls don't hang low, heavy and swell up during sex to slap her clit and wet ass hole, you'd better have a long curved or fat fucking cock buddy.
My balls are also small and don't hang low enough to slap my wife's ass and pussy. My wife loves the feel but I don't have the right balls to give her that feeling. I think her x husbands hand low hangers she tells me.
 
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one of my balls is bigger than both yours put together, so I think your wife is right. Why does she prefer big balls? Probably because she wants to have sex with a proper man. I’d save myself the humiliation and get someone else to do it for you and take up a hobby
Your lucky to have such big balls that can slap. My balls are also small not big enough and they are tight to they cannot give my wife slapping which she said she would love. It seems like your balls my be twice the size of mine if they are. My one ball is one inch.
 

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My balls are also small and don't hang low enough to slap my wife's ass and pussy. My wife loves the feel but I don't have the right balls to give her that feeling. I think her x husbands hand low hangers she tells me.

She misses them, and the sex.

You're probably not physically compatible with her. She wants a bull who has a nice cock, big low slung balls that swing back and forth, slapping her clit, and fucks vigorously and passionately. If you can't do that for her, I don't know what to tell you
 
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She misses them, and the sex.

You're probably not physically compatible with her. She wants a bull who has a nice cock, big low slung balls that swing back and forth, slapping her clit, and fucks vigorously and passionately. If you can't do that for her, I don't know what to tell you
No I cannot do that for her. When we watch porn she gets so turned on when there is a part in the movie showing a guy with big heavy low hanging balls slapping a women's ass and hearing the slapping sound. My wife would say to me that's what I like. I feel so bad that I don't have big balls like those guys do to slap her ass. She once said I don't hang low enough. I wish I did.
 

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No I cannot do that for her. When we watch porn she gets so turned on when there is a part in the movie showing a guy with big heavy low hanging balls slapping a women's ass and hearing the slapping sound. My wife would say to me that's what I like. I feel so bad that I don't have big balls like those guys do to slap her ass. She once said I don't hang low enough. I wish I did.
I’d love to give her a go with my low hanging balls!!
 

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I’d love to give her a go with my low hanging balls!!
It looks like they would slap pretty good. How big is each ball? Mine is about 1 inch the other one about 1 1/2 inches.
 
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It looks like they would slap pretty good. How big is each ball? Mine is about 1 inch the other one about 1 1/2 inches.
My right ball is about 1-1/2 and my left is closer to 2”.
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My right ball is about 1-1/2 and my left is closer to 2”.
Here is a better pic
Yes now I can see the size difference. Yes your bigger than me. Your left ball is twice the size of my one inch left balls