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LOL! I was just talking to one of our members about why so many of us get depressed at holiday time. We figured that many folks feel that if they dont have the Norman Rockwell version of THanksgiving or Christmas then they have some how been short changed. Here is a poem I wrote about just that very thing...
Insanity is a relative thing
They say for every family fight turned deadly
At the Thanksgiving table there was
A whole menu of dysfunction
That no one knew about.
Arent we merciless
Diagnosing quirks that have taken
A lifetime to cultivate?
We all have a Great Uncle Mojo
Inconvenient at times when we want
To pretend our name is Cleaver (without Eldridge)
And we live on TV.
But who knows what lurks behind those pledge scented doors
Cause we all know by now that insanity is a relative thing.
Insanity is a relative thing
They say for every family fight turned deadly
At the Thanksgiving table there was
A whole menu of dysfunction
That no one knew about.
Arent we merciless
Diagnosing quirks that have taken
A lifetime to cultivate?
We all have a Great Uncle Mojo
Inconvenient at times when we want
To pretend our name is Cleaver (without Eldridge)
And we live on TV.
But who knows what lurks behind those pledge scented doors
Cause we all know by now that insanity is a relative thing.