Rather sophomoric wouldn’t you say? And besides it’s nothing compared to say a blue whale which have the largest penises on Earth. An erect blue whale penis is 12 inches in diameter and ten feet in length.
Do you ever admire your dick?
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Rather sophomoric wouldn’t you say? And besides it’s nothing compared to say a blue whale which have the largest penises on Earth. An erect blue whale penis is 12 inches in diameter and ten feet in length.
It's not really a penis, it's actually a flotation device provided by mother nature
I admire your penis @wallyj84 for the amount of scorn, humiliation and abuse you put the poor little bastard through
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Yeah - always taking photos of myself and posting them on here. Gotta admit, though it's not the biggest I love the way it looks and can get hard looking at myself in a mirror. Vain or what!
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Sometimes, especially when I take my glasses off and put on my contacts (glasses make me focus better but also make stuff smaller lol)
Yer - just look at the mega bulge in the Mirror in my Grey Joggers tells me what i need to know here!
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Would rather mire the big mega bulge in Grey Joggers and the bonner that goesas with him tbh
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Yes, this has reminded me that I did have one girl stroke it, look at it, and admire it. She called my head (with foreskin retracted) "velvety", whatever that means. She ran her nails over my veiny shaft. She seemed quite captivated with it.
I thought we'd end up having sex, but she wasn't on for that, and we never seemed to hook up again. But she did spend an hour playing with it and admiring it (not wanking it, but stroking it, comparing it to her hand size and wrist, licking it and trying to put her mouth around it but not sucking it).
Slightly bizarre experience that never ever had that happen to me again with anyone else.
I thought we'd end up having sex, but she wasn't on for that, and we never seemed to hook up again. But she did spend an hour playing with it and admiring it (not wanking it, but stroking it, comparing it to her hand size and wrist, licking it and trying to put her mouth around it but not sucking it).
Slightly bizarre experience that never ever had that happen to me again with anyone else.
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