Do You Ever Cum While Sitting At The Edge Of The Couch?

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You do?!?!?!:eek:

Are you fucking crazy?

I think the cousin of the neighbor of the uncle of the auntie of the granny of the son of the father of the friend of the guy who lives by the street corner, or is it the street end, or is it really a street... well, I may, or may not have heard, or was it I thought I've heard, that you could die!

Is it true?:eyes:

:eek: *you already know what to do to this smiley when I post it*
 

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o_O

You do?!?!?!:eek:

Are you fucking crazy?

I think the cousin of the neighbor of the uncle of the auntie of the granny of the son of the father of the friend of the guy who lives by the street corner, or is it the street end, or is it really a street... well, I may, or may not have heard, or was it I thought I've heard, that you could die!

Is it true?:eyes:

:eek: *you already know what to do to this smiley when I post it*
So I need to bring back the pink anus thread? Cuz’ I will!
 

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In these corona times, with us bleaching and washing everywhere...

... are we all going to end up with pinky buttholes?:eyes:

That's a hell of a good question!
I’m bleaching my bud as we speak, I’ll send you a graphic closeup, you can judge for yourself.
 

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I’m bleaching my bud as we speak, I’ll send you a graphic closeup, you can judge for yourself.
*sneaks off thread for a moment long enough to block PMS and delete all 100 email accounts, then runs back*

Oh, sure, Dave! Send me the picture!

*on second thought, goes fetch vet gloves*
 

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*sneaks off thread for a moment long enough to block PMS and delete all 100 email accounts, then runs back*

Oh, sure, Dave! Send me the picture!

*on second thought, goes fetch vet gloves*
You sure know how to flirt with a fella..