Do You Ever Sit On Your Balls?

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It happens to me occasionally... I go to sit down and sometimes lefty or righty gets squished. Then there is a moment of, oh fuck, I feel the ache up to my stomach and I got to rearrange my package in front of everyone.

I'm pretty flexible in my underwear, wearing both boxer briefs or briefs depending on the situation and it still seems to happen. Not sure what is going on, does my dick get caught in my undies and then awkwardly pushes a lil guy under my leg? Or are my nuts just bigger? It makes me wonder if it is a big-dick guy problem, or if it happens to all guys?
 

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It happens to me occasionally... I go to sit down and sometimes lefty or righty gets squished. Then there is a moment of, oh fuck, I feel the ache up to my stomach and I got to rearrange my package in front of everyone.

I'm pretty flexible in my underwear, wearing both boxer briefs or briefs depending on the situation and it still seems to happen. Not sure what is going on, does my dick get caught in my undies and then awkwardly pushes a lil guy under my leg? Or are my nuts just bigger? It makes me wonder if it is a big-dick guy problem, or if it happens to all guys?

Same narrative for me. It also happens when getting out of bed.
 

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I have a huge set of ol low hangers, I swear they seem to get lower every damn year. I wear tight fitting underwear with a good contour pouch most of the time to try and keep everything in place, loose fitting stuff is just a waste of time and might as well not even wear it, my cock would instantly fall out the side and my balls would fall out the other.
If I wear sweatpants I usually freeball and yes I'd always briefly hold my balls as I sit, sitting on your own nuts ain't no joke.
 

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I have huge low hanging balls, but I’ve only ever almost sat on them once. You’d think it happens more but it doesn’t. Luckily for me my testicles are very round so they rolled outta the way at the right time.

If you have more bean-shaped oblong testicles I think maybe they might be more at risk of not moving outta the way and being sat on, but that’s just a hypothesis.

I have however been lying on my side and suddenly my balls flopped down over my leg and I wasn’t expecting it. I actually sorta scared myself thinking some bug or something was on my leg, but nope just my big low hanging balls hahaha.
 

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It happens to me occasionally... I go to sit down and sometimes lefty or righty gets squished. Then there is a moment of, oh fuck, I feel the ache up to my stomach and I got to rearrange my package in front of everyone.

I'm pretty flexible in my underwear, wearing both boxer briefs or briefs depending on the situation and it still seems to happen. Not sure what is going on, does my dick get caught in my undies and then awkwardly pushes a lil guy under my leg? Or are my nuts just bigger? It makes me wonder if it is a big-dick guy problem, or if it happens to all guys?
One of the fastest times I ever moved. Went to sit behind the steering wheel and sat down on my right nut. It was like I was snot out of a gun the speed at which I got out of the car.
Sort of as painful as getting the skin of your dick caught in your pants zipper.
 
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For me, it's them getting squished between my thighs.

Sometimes when I sit they get caught under my left thigh. Never the right, though.
It sucks bc I had to keep adjusting for a 10k and it threw off my rhythm, I'll probably have to get a jock strap to keep em out of the way.
 
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One of the fastest times I ever moved. Went to sit behind the steering wheel and sat down on my right nut. It was like I was snot out of a gun the speed at which I got out of the car.
Sort of as painful as getting the skin of your dick caught in your pants zipper.

OMG--- did that ONCE (commando)-- NEVER again....no zipper pants without underwear!
 
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Yep, and for me it only ever happens when I'm wearing loose boxers, which I tend to wear in bed and more generally out & about in the summer. Most of the time I wear boxer briefs or fitted trunks, which keep everything in place. I love the feeling of freedom that boxer shorts provide, letting everything hang loose and swing, but it's a trade off with the hazard of crushed/trapped balls every so often - particularly, as one guy has mentioned, getting in and out of cars...ouch! If I sense that I'm about to get into a ball-crushing situation, I make a little 'flick' forward movement with my pelvis so my junk swings forward out of the way as I sit down.